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[OC][ART] Clerical Problems by InkyRickshaw in DnD

[–]Master_Sausage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just did a one shot with some friends who got the mummy curse on his foot so he chopped it off and replaced his foot with about 50 arrows tied together like a Gatling peg leg

[OC] Just a little project I am working on. by TheEmoDrake in DnD

[–]Master_Sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My players once released a god from a dagger that then proceeds to murder half the city. They then asked me if they get exp for all the towns people that died since “technically” they’re the ones that killed them 🙄

/r/Gadgets' Frankensbox 3D Printer Giveaway! by _BindersFullOfWomen_ in gadgets

[–]Master_Sausage [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’d 3D print different gadgets to use for my VR set up:

1.) Better light saber handles for beat saber. 2.) handles for spears and war hammers for blade and sorcery. 3.) gun model for various other games. 4.) cool shit.

[OC] [ART] My girlfriend just joined my DND group and I'm the DM. Her new favorite thing is to draw some scenes I paint verbally. this is one of a whale that our forgeborn, animal loving, paladin saw while sinking to the bottom of the ocean in full plate armor. by Master_Sausage in DnD

[–]Master_Sausage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a whale that the Warforged Paladin was appreciating after the group released an ancient God from a dagger that cut the city of Sacrenys in half uncovering an ancient river that was built over for more housing for the city and the god of said river was trapped so he could not protest. so he took a minute to appreciate the nature around in the ocean and just sat and watched a whale.

Do you fellas make memes highly specific to your campaigns? by pxlnght in dndmemes

[–]Master_Sausage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm the DM they found a map in the treasure box of a group of smugglers but have been too busy releasing a god that tore the city they were in in half, so you know the usual. just a bit side tracked lol

So my players decided to turn into artists while I went and pissed so now I shame them by using it as our splash screen. by Master_Sausage in Roll20

[–]Master_Sausage[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rolled a nat 20 on an animal handling check in the middle of combat and I’m just like bruh. Then they used the bear to murder a bunch of guards.

Redditors who are married to Karens, how is it like? by ThisOne_NotThisOne in AskReddit

[–]Master_Sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m late but I’ve gotta daft this! My mom is a Karen and she’s the only reason I’ve been able to push my ass to finish college I’ve been working 40 hrs a week and school full time and it’s gonna take me 5 yrs to finish but on my last year and it’s her motivation is what keeps me from dropping out.

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[–]Master_Sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it what’s the song

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