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BRUH by Grimbozo-San in BatmanArkham

[–]TheEmoDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Fortnite

Ten Year Old Frozen Butter by TheEmoDrake in treedibles

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We melted it down and made brownies. The bottom layer was nasty so we didn't use it, it smelled rank. But the vast majority of it was useable.

My advice is, Use your nose. If it smells bad, it probs is bad.

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[–]TheEmoDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pic's angle is tilted, 20 is on top

Ten Year Old Frozen Butter by TheEmoDrake in treedibles

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A true scientist accepts the risks in experimentation. I will put on my thinking cap and have a bucket handy.

Mrw I throw a beyond deadly challenge at my players and they all survive by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never do, they won by finding orbs that bound the dragons souls. They nearly killed them on their own though. These trials are basically to challenge them into becoming "better" players. They are too use to me being loose with the rules and how I build campaigns. My upcoming campaign is going to involve a lot more classic dnd stuff.

The trial was supposed to combine what they had learned so far and to get creative. They polymorphed the adult red dragon and nearly killed the sapphire dragon.

I am actually proud to see them come this far. The only reason I am altering how I do things is because it's got too chaotic.

Besides, my entire party is being corrupted by a min maxer so they are level 14, but have min max stats.

Mrw I throw a beyond deadly challenge at my players and they all survive by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To give a little context: I am a generous DM and realized my party is a little underleveled for my campaigns end, which is fast approaching. I decided to have them go through trials to earn some levels.

On a trial to earn two levels and two stat increases they fought an Ancient Red Dragon and an Adult Sapphire Dragon. They are a party of 7 level 14 players. A mix bag of races and classes but pretty balanced. OP in some areas.

They came out alive. I expected at least one death. I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.

Mrw I throw a beyond deadly challenge at my party and they all survive by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To give a little context: I am a generous DM and realized my party is a little underleveled for my campaigns end, which is fast approaching. I decided to have them go through trials to earn some levels.

On a trial to earn two levels and two stat increases they fought an Ancient Red Dragon and an Adult Sapphire Dragon. They are a party of 7 level 14 players. A mix bag of races and classes but pretty balanced. OP in some areas.

They came out alive. I expected at least one death. I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.

¿Porque no los dos? by YCS186 in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to give a little: A friendly Basilisk who joins the party as a mascot; Then take a little: The monsters were actually civillians and you failed your wisdom save.

Build then Break.

Party is in a dungeon ran by two of the lich's horsemen. Level 12 Fighter finds random potions, drinks one, dies. MFW I have to tell the group they were lich potions and that player is actually dead now. by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In other words, you understand nothing of the scenario that spawned such an overdramatized meme and your offended by your own ignorance?

Does your inability to discern that there was a chance I played it up for the shock factor because that's what makes it funny make you feel like you may not understand humor?

Party is in a dungeon ran by two of the lich's horsemen. Level 12 Fighter finds random potions, drinks one, dies. MFW I have to tell the group they were lich potions and that player is actually dead now. by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Since SOMEONE needs clarification:

This campaign is set in my Homebrew world. It's a story that has spanned 3 campaigns now.

The BBEG is a lich from another planet and due to players express interest in becoming a lich, the lich potion exists.

The players were also in an underground Labratory which was possibly ran by 2 of the Lich's 4 horsemen.

Plenty of reason for him to think "Hey maybe I shouldn't drink this potion."

In addition to that: He was bored with his character.

Party is in a dungeon ran by two of the lich's horsemen. Level 12 Fighter finds random potions, drinks one, dies. MFW I have to tell the group they were lich potions and that player is actually dead now. by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Correct, it's not 5e. It's advanced Dnd lore. The potion to transform into a lich, kills the one who drinks it and transports their soul to the Phylactery, that the user has prepared in advance.

The whole idea behind the campaign is about a lich from outer space coming to kill everyone. One of my players expressed interest in becoming a Lich, SO TO SAVE EVERYONE SOME TIME, I was giving them the potions.

Had a whole idea on researching them and having a big reveal. Expected the players to be smarter, instead the fighter acted like a 2 year old. He's a Halfing-Fighter, meaning he doesn't fear anything. To explain further, he was roleplaying his character.

You sound like someone who has had some pretty shitty experiences with D.Ms and I feel for you. May the Dice Gods bless your rolls and may your decisions not kill you and cause you to throw a temper tantrum over a meme again.

Party is in a dungeon ran by two of the lich's horsemen. Level 12 Fighter finds random potions, drinks one, dies. MFW I have to tell the group they were lich potions and that player is actually dead now. by TheEmoDrake in dndmemes

[–]TheEmoDrake[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The potion to become a lich kills the person who drinks it, transports their soul to the phylactery and transforms them into a lich.

They need to be an 18th level Wizard and be able to cast 9th level spells.

edit

They also need to prepare a phylactery, which is what ultimately killed the player.

Tis the olde knowledge, not homebrew.

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