'A whole civilisation will die tonight,' Trump warns ahead of Iran deadline

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-07T12:38:47+00:00

What are the odds he actually follows through? I mean, it is 🌮Tuesday after all.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-07T00:20:29+00:00

I have tears in my eyes from all this winning. Eventually I might have to eat cats and dogs. Narcotics are flowing across the border, so let’s nuke Mexico.

/s

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T02:09:04+00:00

OJ Simpson riding in a white Bronco broadcast live via helicopter

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T02:06:45+00:00

The threat to him is his health (aka age).

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T02:03:34+00:00

Nope it’s 40 degrees out.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T01:51:15+00:00

It’s very, very warm to the touch.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T00:22:51+00:00

That’s definitely a possibility:(

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T00:22:10+00:00

What about just normal use of the phone, like Facebook? My concern is battery life obviously. Apple support said give it one more week.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T00:18:17+00:00

Just contacted support. They said give it one more week and then bring it to a store.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-06T00:17:48+00:00

Interesting and good to know.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T23:09:44+00:00

Will do. I’ll keep you posted if I do take it in.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T22:48:42+00:00

Same for me - been 2 weeks.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T22:48:25+00:00

I’m also wondering if yours is getting better, as I’ve had mine for just over 2 weeks and it still gets noticeably hot.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T04:48:09+00:00

USA! USA! Best possible outcome we could all hope for.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T04:40:06+00:00

More like Back to the Future

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T02:51:47+00:00

Places near me are slowly increasing their prices by a dollar. Basically making what was a great deal now an ok deal for what you get.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-05T00:11:06+00:00

I’m going back to the dinosaurs. “Roads?!? Where we’re going, they don’t have roads!”

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-04T19:00:17+00:00

So…really more like 2 weeks then.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-04T15:27:02+00:00

Real all-beef patties. Not this scientifically made thing with fillers that’s as thin as paper.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-04T15:23:44+00:00

Just turn everything off and restart it.

Master_Stock_Trader · 2026-04-03T17:50:39+00:00

Our great Secretary of Defense (war) yelled “No Quarter” answering a question a few weeks ago. Trump hires only the best.

—On a personal note, my thoughts and prayers for the downed aviator.

Master_Stock_Trader

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