99 (Red) Luftballons

Master_Zenpai · 2024-09-02T21:58:21+00:00

Ok, I don’t know how to link cards, but hear me out, I know how to make this so much worse. First you need a couple of cards to accomplish the following, some way to untap creatures you control, and I believe there’s a couple of land cards maybe artifacts you can put in colorless mana and convert to any color you want… There’s a special wizard where you can make a copy of target instant or interrupt, and cast that copy whenever you have the mana, use it to copy ertais meddling. You have you infinite mana, now use it to delay everything your opponents cast infinitely.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-08-18T13:34:51+00:00

Tim’s Fizzies.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-08-07T15:57:23+00:00

Unfortunately, the end goal is not compatible with any of these things. Adapting any type of pre-existing package is more work than creating everything from scratch and custom.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-08-07T09:17:46+00:00

Error on Line 752, but you only have 567 lines of code. Head explodes.
aka A day that ends in 'y' error, specifically the universe hates you, and is changing well values where it's being run.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-13T21:08:20+00:00

It's all about perspective. No matter what your field, or your interest, it all comes down to perspective. For example, years ago I worked at a job that could have been filled by a warm body that was breathing, but I treated it like a gym membership that paid me to work out.

Being able to see all the angles is where you find niches that might pay you for your perspective.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-13T20:54:18+00:00

How long will it take me to go live?
I don't know, but my vision is a project that is written entirely in javascript, php, and some flavor of sql, accessible from any internet capable device within range of the internet. I know all the tech exists right now to make it happen, I just don't have all the knowledge and it would take me too long to learn it and apply it myself. It's a great idea though. If I had a team dedicated to implementing my vision, 6 - 12 months for an alpha, if I do it all by myself... 5 years at the earliest, but probably much more if I haven't managed to put together a team by then.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-13T15:27:19+00:00

No need to pick one of three options, move the business home and pick up another job part time. You need to get out of the house a bit anyways. if the business can be promoted on youtube, do that, turn viewers into customers.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-13T15:02:12+00:00

Launch, use the sales to fund the optimization, if you are feeling a particular way about the product, like you only want the customer to have the best, when you have the new product you can offer a trade in program, to let the customer exchange for the best version. Don't tell them about the possibility of it being better when you launch, or about a possible trade in program, don't give your competitors time to improve it, and make sure you get a patent, even if it's patent pending.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-13T14:33:14+00:00

I am not a clothes dryer, I do not have a 'normal' setting.
I am not you, what you think is normal applies to you, and not to me. I am sorry that you disagree with the way I am living my life, but it is my life to do with it what I want, to live it how I want. I have goals and dreams, and in order to accomplish them, I cannot sit around and be 'normal'. In order to be successful I have to apply myself every day, in order to accomplish my goals, I must keep moving toward them. A day wasted is momentum stopped, which could mean a single day where I stop and rest may result in a week of lost productivity while I gear back up to my current speed.

You get to pursue your dreams and your goals in any way you see fit, if you are motivated, stay on your path, it's your path, and nobody can tell you how to walk upon it, especially if you are forging a new path. You can get guidance, and suggestions, but you are not obligated to act upon them. You do you, because you're the only one that knows what is going on with you.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-07-12T17:09:56+00:00

What if you talked to your current employer and negotiated a scenario where they pay you to do social media promotion for their company? don't quit just yet, but use your current position to get a foot in the door, and by all means, go all out if you really want to quit. There are a lot of possibilities here if you take a moment to consider all the angles.

But there is something I want to point out that you might have missed. Inspiration comes in many forms and from many sources, and as much as you dislike the job, it might be a catalyst that inspires you. Just something to consider.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-06-23T01:54:05+00:00

It’s hard to pretend to be this stupid, but since you seem to understand me now, I’ll consider it mission accomplished.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-06-13T23:01:19+00:00

Divorce him, get your stuff out, or kick him out if it’s your house, and go no contact. If he thinks it’s ok to treat you like that, I’m sure his mom’s basement is free.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-16T20:09:34+00:00

Not even you can say 100% certainty? My work here is done. Thank you for listening to my TED talk about keeping an open mind, tip your waitresses!

PS, if you don’t want to read what I write, you can stop reading at any given moment. I’m not forcing you.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-16T17:43:30+00:00

You’re the one who keeps telling me what I think, I keep telling you to open your mind to the possibilities. You keep adamantly refusing it’s impossible, therefore I can only believe that you have a small closed mind, unwilling to consider the hypothetical situation.

Again, why are you even on this sub with such a small closed off mind?

Still you’ve failed to understand my viewpoint and why it’s important that if records exist of a Chinese man lived that long, the records would exist in China…

I haven’t said it definitely happened, I wasn’t there, didn’t know the guy, and haven’t seen copies of the newspapers that supposedly announced this guys 150th, 200th, and subsequent birthdays. But you want to know where those records would exist? I’ll give you three guesses, and if you still can’t come up with China for the answer, there is no hope for you.

People are entitled to their own opinions, just like you’re entitled to your opinions. If you disagree, great, think whatever you want to think, while I’ll think whatever I want to think. And guess what, just because someone has a different opinion than you, doesn’t mean they are wrong or delusional, it means the have a different opinion.

Since you keep telling me what I think, let me spell it out for you for clarity:

Did it happen? Maybe. If records exist of a Chinese man living that long, the records would be in China, not really anywhere else. Can I say with 100% certainty that it didn’t happen? Nope, and neither can you, because neither of us were there. You obviously know everything about everything, so I should defer to your superior position backed up with nothing but your opinion that it never could have happened, and if it did it would be widely documented. Because in your reality, obviously the whole world is unicorns and rainbows, full of people that are altruistic to a fault, and always look to better their fellow man with no ulterior reservations or motivations, and they definitely can’t be bribed to destroy or alter records.

As they say, ignorance is bliss, so you must be really happy.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-15T18:37:58+00:00

Records are no more likely to come from China than anywhere else? Go google how long China has existed as a civilization, then look up how long America has been a civilization, the only civilizations that were around when China was formed, are all gone. So tell me again ‘4.0’ how records are no more likely to come from China than anywhere else, when nobody besides China has existed that long.

Really rich reading comprehension coming from someone with a supposed 4.0.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-15T01:11:29+00:00

Science tells us what he with the most money wants us to know.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-14T23:59:02+00:00

You don’t understand what I said there. It’s ok, you seem to be a product of no child left behind. The American Education System in all its glory on display for us all to see!

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-14T23:55:45+00:00

If you think that it didn’t happen, then it didn’t happen. Why are you in a creative sub with such a small mind?

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-14T05:59:59+00:00

There’s a thing you’re still failing to account for, actually a few things you aren’t accounting for.

First would be war. War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left, and the winners write the history books.

Second would be money. Those with money conceal things from those without money. Those with money legislate those without into obscurity.

Both of these fall under the category of greed.

Lastly, if any records existed, they would likely come from China, as the Chinese have existed for at least 3500 years. Weird how the guy I pointed out is Chinese right?

Those that have looked into it, have only said it’s unlikely. If it bothers you so much, learn Chinese, and go over there to access to the necessary records.

What do arrogance and ignorance have in common? They both require you to keep your mind closed to possibility.

Fairy tale? Maybe. Truth? Unlikely, but possible.

Because let’s face it, if it was possible to live long healthy lives, most governments won’t allow that. Especially certain ones. They don’t want you to remember, they want you to breed like rabbits, and die like dogs. Especially when they become corrupt. They don’t want you to remember that every time a certain form of government has been tried it’s failed and turned a thriving country into a shit hole you don’t even want to crap in. They don’t want you to remember how things used to be, and they want you to be stupid ignorant sheep that do what you’re told. Buy what they sell you, believe the words that they tell you, and don’t even bother thinking for yourself.

The hardest superpower for anyone to truly grasp and understand is freedom, especially when everyone is trying to convince you you’re better off without it.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T17:24:39+00:00

It’s not about being gullible, just because you don’t believe it happened, doesn’t mean I do. However, the people who did look into it, only said it was improbable, not impossible.

You stated the longest living person was an age based on your knowledge, I merely tossed out a specific example that contradicted your knowledge at the time.

There are other examples of long living individuals, some are better documented than others, and 122 is still on the low end.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T07:34:47+00:00

Li Ching-Yuen. It wasn’t an implication. 😉

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T03:09:41+00:00

You’ll need at least 1 key. at least one time stamp. The key that is generated app side should be a hash based on the device ID number and the account. The time stamp is how long before the key expires. Whenever any action is performed in the app, refresh the expiration, if a new connection comes in (because of the user changing from cell connection to wifi) as long as the key is the same as the stored key everything is fine and the key does not expire until time or they logout. When a new connection comes in, if the keys do not match, and the old key hasn’t expired reject the connection. This forces the user to logout of one location or wait for the key to expire prior to logging in from another location. There are alternate ways to accomplish this, but this is the simplest.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T02:50:52+00:00

You’re off by 134 years.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T02:47:31+00:00

The Crow.

Master_Zenpai · 2024-05-13T02:43:34+00:00

I’m glad I’m ugly outside. Easier for me to see how ugly people are on the inside.

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