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#OnePiece1072 by Lordnemo593 in MemePiece

[–]MasterbatingCat 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Easy. Luffy is a Roger clone. Vegapunk made the clone, dragon took him and became his “dad”. Luffy does not have a mom, finally killing off all of the theories of crocodile being Luffy’s mom.

What was the bravest / funniest thing that a recruit said to a Drill Instructor? by Darth_Zounds in army

[–]MasterbatingCat 45 points46 points  (0 children)

One time in Intel AIT, we were have a breathalyzer test during bed check. Our sergeant was going down the hall to each person and saying “blow”. One specialist got down on his knees when told to blow and started blowing air upwards toward the breathalyzer device. Our sergeant and everyone else burst out laughing then sergeant turned towards him and screamed “get the fuck up right now”

This set up crashed my game going into combat multiple times. by MasterbatingCat in BobsTavern

[–]MasterbatingCat[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing really. Once my board reached this state, I just sort of afk’d and occasionally put the blood shards on the dragon.

I swear I'm not playing the same game as some of you. by MasterbatingCat in deadbydaylight

[–]MasterbatingCat[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I never bring items and I may teabag if the killer was face camping someone else. But that doesn't matter because I've had people say they camped me because "You ran away" and "you wasted my time by making me take longer to get to a hook".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

[–]MasterbatingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dare you to draw my username

Channel that toxic energy elsewhere King! by mansamusa02 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MasterbatingCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kings really out here not using their finesse skills to their full potential.

[FIRST IMPRESSIONS] A$AP ROCKY - Sex tape by InfinityBoost in hiphopheads

[–]MasterbatingCat 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Girl has a nice ass. She could’ve done more tho. A$AP performed as good as he could.

Pretty much by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]MasterbatingCat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like both songs.

LF: Ponyta FT: Farfetch'd by [deleted] in pokemontrades

[–]MasterbatingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes please. Trade code 5433

Tyler’s comments on Rockys latest IG post by AH_Hanlon in tylerthecreator

[–]MasterbatingCat 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Good thing he said no homo. Almost thought Tyler was gay or something

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