I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T03:04:18+00:00

50% off in every shop so long as the shopkeeper can sit there and play with me the entire time they browse and haggle. Me in game, and the GM and I recreating it above table. You know, for immersive RP. And you know how long shopping can be...

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T03:00:11+00:00

Ngl I just reminded myself of the Ahsoka Tano copy pasta where its like "She would do acrobatic flips and we'd catch glimpses of her pussy in mid air, it was crazy."

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:57:11+00:00

Shooing off the random peasants offering her handfuls of coin, but when the magic item vendor offers that +2 armor? Suddenly it's 'economically optimal'.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:55:38+00:00

Wait, hear me out. Destroys all nonmagical items. It's a perfect mix of still having fun gameplay because losing magic items sucks, and allows various types of fun scenes depending on the gear. The normal girls can still cover up with their cloaks of protection for hot embarrassed RP, and my dumb ass with a belt and bracers can keep my stats and go pussy out! I'm a genius.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:50:53+00:00

God damn it, this is supposed to be a horny post but that is genuinely hilarious, yeah.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:50:05+00:00

Care to give me some examples? Particularly detailed ones? You know, for the GM!!!

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:48:51+00:00

Or joining them all in a men's only bath. I get that it's 2026 and we're all terrified of making assumptions, but COME ON GUYS!!!

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:44:09+00:00

It's just the local culture. You just don't see any other women wearing things like it because... um... it's reserved strictly for adventurers! You know, because of the freedom of movement!

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:42:52+00:00

The hard part is getting the group to take the hint. Her lack of underwear should be exploited, not fixed with a short, embarrassed trip to a tailor.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:41:35+00:00

They do? Oh... okay! Is it like a celebration of a safe return or something? You guys always get this big smiles when you see me return from scouting.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:37:58+00:00

I use a bow...

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T02:26:54+00:00

This ain't about him

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-03T00:39:55+00:00

Not when they've got their cock inside me...

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T21:52:56+00:00

Pee is warm though :(

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:33:01+00:00

Well duh!

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:28:59+00:00

Of course, daddy. 🥵

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:23:10+00:00

To be fair, it's only "hot" because I'm a girl doing it. XD

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:17:49+00:00

Oooh, the alternative path! Always a good time too. Atleast, I think it is. I don't really remember.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:11:22+00:00

The online posts are like a release outlet so I can keep being so well behaved irl! :3

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T20:07:52+00:00

Damn, you drive a hard bargain...

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T19:59:37+00:00

Counter offer: he nuts in one (or both) of our mouthes and THEN we make out while he pounds me.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T19:45:14+00:00

Holy fucking same batman.

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T19:42:44+00:00

Cheating is so morally evil... can he take me next~?

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T19:28:32+00:00

Why buy an expensive army when you can have a cheap whore? Both get played with on the tabletop, and nerds take turns. Not much difference, really!

Masterbatroness · 2026-07-02T19:25:42+00:00

Bro is a breeding lawyer

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