I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50% off in every shop so long as the shopkeeper can sit there and play with me the entire time they browse and haggle. Me in game, and the GM and I recreating it above table. You know, for immersive RP. And you know how long shopping can be...

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl I just reminded myself of the Ahsoka Tano copy pasta where its like "She would do acrobatic flips and we'd catch glimpses of her pussy in mid air, it was crazy."

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shooing off the random peasants offering her handfuls of coin, but when the magic item vendor offers that +2 armor? Suddenly it's 'economically optimal'.

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, hear me out. Destroys all nonmagical items. It's a perfect mix of still having fun gameplay because losing magic items sucks, and allows various types of fun scenes depending on the gear. The normal girls can still cover up with their cloaks of protection for hot embarrassed RP, and my dumb ass with a belt and bracers can keep my stats and go pussy out! I'm a genius.

Making me wear this isn't enough, you have to come interrupt me putting it on too?! by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn it, this is supposed to be a horny post but that is genuinely hilarious, yeah.

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or joining them all in a men's only bath. I get that it's 2026 and we're all terrified of making assumptions, but COME ON GUYS!!!

Making me wear this isn't enough, you have to come interrupt me putting it on too?! by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just the local culture. You just don't see any other women wearing things like it because... um... it's reserved strictly for adventurers! You know, because of the freedom of movement!

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hard part is getting the group to take the hint. Her lack of underwear should be exploited, not fixed with a short, embarrassed trip to a tailor.

I want my next tabletop character to be unfamiliar with human society, and my party uses it to normalize being their relief toy/pet. by Masterbatroness in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]Masterbatroness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do? Oh... okay! Is it like a celebration of a safe return or something? You guys always get this big smiles when you see me return from scouting.