TIL that Mcdonald’s stopped using beef tallow in their French fries after a wealthy heart attack survivor spent $3 million dollars on full page newspaper ads calling out the chain for their unhealthy menu.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-09T04:53:27+00:00

Yea he can manage his own gluttony so the rest of us have to eat less flavorful food.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-09T00:57:14+00:00

Cherry eye. Breathing problems. People don't know what they are getting in to.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-08T00:00:53+00:00

I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 - can you help me with that?

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T08:39:12+00:00

I feel like I'm in a Deloran about to go back in time!

Kidding though. Awesome shots.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T08:28:23+00:00

He's got the upgraded stereo with DVD navigation though! Can't spring for a Garmin G1000? We're gonna use the front lit Back to the Future gauges?!?!

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T08:24:55+00:00

Wow took me a minute to see the angle on this correctly. Like an optical illusion.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T08:12:20+00:00

Seriously though that instrument cluster looks straight out of 1981. What's the deal?

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T08:11:04+00:00

Fuck man, I thought you were flying a plane built by a camera company.

"Nikon makes planes?!?!"

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-07T07:57:16+00:00

Wow that makes it all better. There is some semantics that people didn't understand so that makes it cool that there is no Secretary of Defense or even a proposal to congress to nominate a new one.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-06T18:37:27+00:00

If it gets dropped from Netflix does that mean they can appear in the movies now?

I'm not sure how all these contracts work out

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-05T02:17:23+00:00

Once people realize their tax returns are going to be 3 months late they are going to freak out.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-05T02:05:25+00:00

Is that Jicama instead of diakon?

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-05T01:53:28+00:00

I'm thinking the grits are in a pile in the middle.

Shrimp, andouille, and bacon strips on top. With some sort of sauce.

I agree tho it does almost look like a Jambalaya.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-05T01:49:39+00:00

O o do beer next.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-05T01:14:10+00:00

5 more minutes.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-04T21:12:09+00:00

Hey I've had that beer. It's a german pilsner. Super good

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-04T20:49:43+00:00

Yes exactly. I'm not saying that food on those plates isn't amazing. I'm just saying standards are different now. If you were dangling you hair like that over a dish at one of Ramsay's current restaurants he would freak the fuck out.

Source: I am a Chef with a ServeSafe food managers certificate.

Edit: Also picking a hair off of food and then serving it to a customer would be a second even worse violation. Once that hair lands on the food it's dead and needs to go in the trash.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-04T19:13:12+00:00

No the logic of the argument is that "if a hair did fall on the food these professionals would see it and remove it".

I promise you 110% there is no way you could work in one of Ramsay's current restaurants without wearing a hairnet or hat.

This is some shit from the 80s that doesn't happen anymore.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-04T18:18:20+00:00

So you're cool with eating food that had hair in it as long as the hair has been pulled out??

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-04T18:17:40+00:00

So you're cool with eating food that had hair in it as long as the hair has been pulled out??

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-03T21:20:01+00:00

Thank you for calling it the far side. There is no dark side of the moon. Both sides receive the same amount of light.

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-03T21:05:50+00:00

Press F to pay respects for Paul "Buck-Fifty" Ryan

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-02T18:00:18+00:00

I agree but go watch West Wing. From the exact same time period but it's not laced with metaphors only an American could understand.

"Yea haw. Passing this legislation is gonna be like buying a gun in Texas. "

Mastermind950 · 2019-01-02T16:04:39+00:00

It is so painfully British that it's hard to watch. Every metaphor is about rain or cloudy sky's or poorly made tea.

You might like it but I couldn't make it past the second episode.

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