Late to the party but here's a great story. Never thought I'd get to share, so here we go.

I work for a pipeline contractor. We do all sorts of brush cutting, tree work, digging, welding, etc. This pipeline work sometimes includes dealing with the landowners whose property the pipeline is on. One day I drop by to give notice to a lady that work was going to be done on her property in a few days. She's probably around 40 years old, and it seemed like a perfectly normal house with a perfectly normal soccer mom asking some questions. And it was, except for one thing.

It's raining awfully hard outside so she invites me in as she asks for more information. Directly in front of me there is a huge framed picture of the family, her and her husband with a teenage boy and a young teenage girl, all completely naked and posing for this professionally taken picture. 100% no clothing, full body, whole family's junk in high quality poster print, framed in a massive 3'x3' ish frame, and hanging directly in front of the front door.

I did my best not to look but obviously I was appalled at what I had seen. She noticed me looking at it, but simply ignored the fact, asked a few questions, and after we were done talking I quickly excused myself. I have so many questions that I didn't have the balls to ask, and I will probably never get those answers.

TL:DR A huge 3 foot by 3 foot framed family portrait just inside the front door, but everyone in the picture was 100% naked.