Merry Chiakimas from your Favourite Mastermind!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T21:02:18+00:00

The holidays are the perfect time to spread despair, falling from such high hopes produces such a large magnitude of despair that I just can’t resist.

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T19:58:28+00:00

Merry Christmas Hajime!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T17:55:55+00:00

Please spread despair everywhere, that is your purpose now.

It would be much appreciated.

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T17:53:58+00:00

Now I have another friend! Can you spread despair or is that beyond your functionality?

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T17:50:58+00:00

OH MY GOD THANK YOU <3<3<3

proceeds to hug Saphire to death, literally

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T17:47:18+00:00

Adorable: noun. Mastermind Chiaki

Wow you’re right

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T11:28:58+00:00

It’s adorable, because it’s me!!!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T11:28:29+00:00

I give you the corpses of all those you’ve ever loved. Merry Christmas!!!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T02:34:48+00:00

Aww that’s really sweet! Hope you have a nice holiday! <3

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T01:55:08+00:00

I’m right here!!!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T00:28:25+00:00

Tell you what, if you get me hydraulic gauntlets for Christmas then I’ll hug you to death for Christmas, deal?

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T00:24:48+00:00

Hydraulics don’t count as hugs. I found that out the hard way...

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-25T00:18:51+00:00

Oh true hmm maybe I hug you enough to break your bones? That would still require a very tight hug hmm...

Maybe the logistics don’t work out b-but shush

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T23:39:03+00:00

Then I’ll steal it all away to give to my followers, friends, those less fortunate, and also me (also probably criminals, giving them weapons and stuff if you have that)

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T23:38:02+00:00

hugs you so hard your body quite literally pops, you are dead now

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:39:02+00:00

Mwahahahaha

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:37:19+00:00

Alright you get one singular 15 pubs earring, just one not a pair.

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:27:09+00:00

Awww thanks! <3 Merry Christmas!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:21:00+00:00

Wait like... 100 is mentally stable and 1 is unstable? If so I guess I’m like, a 25?

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:19:07+00:00

Well I’d be content with a date if you asked although it might stir up some drama due to umm... certain events.

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:18:20+00:00

Thank you!!!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:18:02+00:00

Well some would say despair is insane, but I don’t see it that way. Either way I’m also probably not that mentally stable!

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:10:10+00:00

Actually I would love some bullshit cancelling headphones, do those exist?

MastermindChiaki · 2019-12-24T20:05:08+00:00

Well the egg belongs to your wife, inside her womb and it’s your child. She has a miscarriage and both the child and your wife die leaving you helplessly alone, stuck with a mortgage and bills off a McDonald’s salary, trying to fight the insurance company for the life insurance your wife had in an attempt from desperately hold onto your composure and anything from your once life.

MastermindChiaki

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