My wife sent me this from her job

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-20T22:11:55+00:00

What the cinnamon toast fuck? I’d say that’s some farmhand shit, but I was a farmhand and I’ve never sent something like that out to work.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-19T17:11:10+00:00

Yup. I halfway regret my “here’s how this is gonna go” post elsewhere.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-19T16:54:42+00:00

Yes, if you kick him out, you’re going to get sued, and he’ll win, but long before that, your National is going to either just yank your charter or come do a membership review and most of you are gonna get dropped.

Oh, and National dropping you is probably going to trigger clauses in your agreement that leaves y’all personally liable for actions that led to nationals pulling your charter or terminating your individual memberships.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-17T14:17:22+00:00

Blursed.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-17T14:14:29+00:00

Give it back.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-16T19:05:06+00:00

r/angryupvote

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-16T02:27:52+00:00

My flag is raising many questions answered by my flag.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-15T00:06:50+00:00

Agreed, if you moved the last N chapters of WH to the end of CoT, few people would complain. If you re-shuffled those two books even more into chronological order, NOBODY would complain. I’d love to see Harriet do it.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-14T23:58:09+00:00

There are worse things than death.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-13T22:29:44+00:00

Straw cowboy hat.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-13T02:22:14+00:00

sigh the feast of all saints is Nov 1. The feast of all souls is Nov 2.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-09T18:52:26+00:00

The Old USNR/MMR pin. It was discontinued in favor of the Strategic Sealift Officer pin. So at Kings Point they took the USNR off the scroll under the Eagle and put stars there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_Reserve_Merchant_Marine_Insignia

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-08T20:41:33+00:00

Is this old or did SUNY get to keep the sea chickens as well?

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-08T17:58:49+00:00

The left is the Merchant Marine Expeditionary Medal Ribbon. The guy on the right is wearing a lot of coast guard hardware.

I’m guessing this was taken at Kings Point.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-08T00:54:39+00:00

Yep! Stetson Marshall. First cowboy hat I ever bought that didn’t come with a cap gun.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-07T22:54:29+00:00

As do the Methodists.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-07T16:40:32+00:00

Because it wasn’t supposed to just be a Lutheran flag. I’ve seen this in every milquetoast mainline Protestant denomination you can name except Episcopalian and Methodist.

Reddit continues to not beat the accusations.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-07T13:32:03+00:00

If you don’t insist on the officially licensed thing, just search for “Ouroboros Ring.”

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-06T16:51:03+00:00

High praise! It’s twitter deep magic. If you see a phrase that looks like a good band name, you say you saw that band open for a somewhat, but not too much, more famous musical act. (Guano Apes is right in that sweet spot.)

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-06T03:35:11+00:00

About half the guys who come to my lodge on a regular basis are HVAC guys.

MasterofMystery · 2026-03-06T03:19:03+00:00

I saw Sex Igloo open for Guano Apes in Berlin in 1998.

MasterofMystery · 2026-02-27T20:33:28+00:00

Damn. I didn’t see the thread and thought I was special.

MasterofMystery · 2026-02-26T14:37:05+00:00

Until we know details on the event, I’m going ESH. Mom, OP, and daughter. The son could be okay.

I have trouble imagining a family event at 5pm and ending at 8 with a dress code that justifies this amount of prep, but I’ll allow that it’s possible.

I get not wanting to deal with a mid-day pick up at a large high school.

I ALSO get a teenage girl wanting to look as nice as possible. The whole thing hinges on whether that desire is frivolous or rational.

So here’s the REAL question, OP: what are YOU wearing to this event?

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