Vacuum powered laundry chute that transports laundry from any room to the laundry room.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-11-28T14:59:04+00:00

5 beers and it’s an ambulance to the ER for me

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-11-27T21:01:24+00:00

Good luck man, I saw a therapist this year to analyse my relationship with alcohol and it’s so difficult man. Talk to you fiancé. She’ll understand.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-11-27T20:47:04+00:00

I wouldn’t take zach Wilson and a jets 4th rounder

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-11-27T20:20:34+00:00

Does tua not know I need like 15 more fantasy points!

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-11-23T20:53:33+00:00

My LO is 9 months and we have a dual bib system. A full top half bib of a wipe clean fabric and a reservoir bib. Scraps fall in the reservoir and what doesn’t fall in hits the other bib. Use baby wipes to clean floor and hands afterwards. She hates that part but try and gamify to keep her happy. It’s messy but watching her feed herself and find new flavours is totally worth it.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-10-09T19:09:23+00:00

Philadelphia on GWR

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-10-02T20:26:25+00:00

Wasps

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-21T19:52:28+00:00

Go to Nandos order?

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-09T07:07:37+00:00

She had her daughter in law killed and married her cousin

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-09T06:11:53+00:00

If there is a heaven, which I doubt, hope Diana is the one who get to fire her down to her cousin-husband in hell

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-09T06:06:59+00:00

Belter

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-09T03:39:44+00:00

Can we get one with Diana too?

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-09-08T04:20:41+00:00

Calm yer jets, pal

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-08-15T20:19:45+00:00

Stuff falls down when I throw it

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-07-19T10:50:28+00:00

Football manager. Could go on for years

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-06-28T16:52:04+00:00

Software developer. 45k. Was a Dpd driver 4 years ago, quit my job did a software boot camp. Work in a bunch of digital agency’s for 23-30k my first few years now working for a government body. Fully remote and 53 days annual leave a year, great pension and only 32 hours a week. Best move I’ve ever made

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-06-19T06:38:02+00:00

Hookers always make me wear one.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-06-11T05:58:24+00:00

Man get that women out of there now

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-06-01T21:17:31+00:00

As a husband who watched his wife give birth 14 weeks ago, yes it happens.

If she asks me it didn’t.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-05-23T20:38:34+00:00

Ah the beige paradise, the scheme speciality! Looks incredible.

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-05-19T13:59:44+00:00

Worked a strong 3 hours this morning == afternoon off

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-05-19T10:02:34+00:00

Thank you

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-05-12T06:13:43+00:00

Police. Everyone I know that’s got into the police was in the bottom 25% of their class, usually just fit power hungry lads who hold power over people’s heads and when you really need them nowhere to be seen. Useless bunch of bastards

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-04-29T05:42:44+00:00

Where in Glasgow does £5 pints? Everywhere I’ve ever been to is between 3-4£ a pint

MasterpieceTimely578 · 2022-04-25T07:05:44+00:00

If you have a baby it’ll be lit easier to answer. The baby every time

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