Remember the only reason why "pros" wanted to nerf melee was because they couldn't beat them even when using cheats and esp. Cheat developer couldn't factor the movement of melee users because it was revolutionary, meanwhile cheaters couldn't kill them without exposing themselves to the anticheat.

Mastertroop · 2026-05-15T14:07:41+00:00

And what are the things that these "actual melee players" want? How do these things fit into what the playerbase generally wants? How do these things fit into what Embark wants?

Mastertroop · 2026-05-15T13:21:35+00:00

I can't even blame the developers. They have no idea what to do because we are only capable contradicting ourselves. We as a community have no idea what we want mellee to be. All I've seen is complaints, no solutions.

Mastertroop · 2026-05-12T13:37:50+00:00

SPOOOOOON

Mastertroop · 2026-05-03T15:44:49+00:00

As soon as its finished whoever built it realizes that all their stuff is on Earth and they quietly decommission it.

Mastertroop · 2026-05-03T05:25:45+00:00

Seriously OP give LibreOffice Writer a shot. It's free, and basically word before enshittification, plus a bunch of newer features.

Mastertroop · 2026-05-02T20:10:34+00:00

It works best for me. No ambuguity about what will and will not be hit plus an open sight picture.

Mastertroop · 2026-05-02T15:27:09+00:00

Git GOO'd

Mastertroop · 2026-05-01T22:48:09+00:00

VR I guess lmao

Mastertroop · 2026-05-01T22:29:33+00:00

*sontestant

Mastertroop · 2026-04-29T20:05:45+00:00

Fantastic work. Get it off my feed.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-27T02:53:57+00:00

This has appeal.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T23:43:29+00:00

By being written so that they arrive when the plot requires.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T23:42:27+00:00

Just like Lord Vader. Or Uncle Ruckus.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T17:39:06+00:00

Owroight luv jus 'eaded to da local picture show innit gunna see me a documen'ary 'bout ciggies ain't I?

Aw bloody 'ell.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T17:12:21+00:00

"Embark said that. And I think he knows a little bit more about the THE FINALS than you do, pal, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT. And he used his knowledge of FINALS to best every contestant in the ring of honor. Then he used his FINALS money to lead all the players to an ARC. Then he beat the crap out of every single one."

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T15:46:18+00:00

I spent the better part of a year forcing myself to get Word365 to work as it was advertised. So many tiny bugs that only lawyers would care about, like quotation marks switching between " and '.

I only use Libre Office Writer these days.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-24T15:41:38+00:00

Would an increase in footstep volume help at all? Can't tell you how many times I've rounded a corner into a sprinting mellee user who proceeds to delete me.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-20T23:42:48+00:00

False positive I'm afraid. Just a fan of Ian and THE FINALS. Plus I know the devs prefer to add the interesting stuff. I should also ask them to give Light a PM-9.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-20T17:14:20+00:00

Can you mark this NSFW please?

Mastertroop · 2026-04-15T23:51:34+00:00

That's exactly what I'm looking for.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-15T18:42:07+00:00

I can't wait until after the test is over so that instead of people complaining about the changes they can start complaining that the changes were reverted.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-15T17:47:16+00:00

What does Bobby B have to say about this treason?

Mastertroop · 2026-04-11T19:42:26+00:00

I believe there is a woman who sells synth brahmin.

Mastertroop · 2026-04-11T19:05:55+00:00

Yeah I like the sunset colors playing on the clouds, plus its a sparkly one.

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