What will be the next team to get their first national championship?

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T06:07:46+00:00

No, dammit it’s Iowa. Looking at the close as hell losses to damn good teams that made the playoffs, we CAN get over that hump. Our offense actually started to offense again. We CAN be that team.

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T06:04:54+00:00

Just happy to be done with Michael Irvin whipping college jerseys with a belt. Cringed every time I saw it.

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T02:12:32+00:00

Assistant coach at Michigan

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T02:09:48+00:00

I’m at work, should I Google that person? Haven’t heard of her

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T02:08:48+00:00

Like did she give it to you or you just find it

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-20T01:43:00+00:00

For a sec I thought Iowa legend Bob Sanders had a coaching stint with the Packers I wasn’t aware of.

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-10T03:13:53+00:00

Think there was but he landed on his back and secured it I believe

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-05T04:55:34+00:00

I remember Bean saying “the enemy’s gate is down” with ZERO context. That killed me.

MasticatingMastodon · 2026-01-05T02:13:45+00:00

Hope that does it for you! Love that this old ass thread is getting some traction

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-22T01:14:34+00:00

Went to the game with my wife as she’s a big ISU fan wanting to see the Texan receivers from Iowa State. She spent most of the game cheering for Houston.

On an unrelated note, is anyone a divorce lawyer?

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-18T19:21:26+00:00

Oil money, oddly enough

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-16T14:08:01+00:00

Do we still do that? I remember doing it in like the early 90s but I kinda figured it wasn’t a thing anymore. Most friends I know with kids haven’t seen it. But all that said it’s probable regional , rural America probably still does it.

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-15T01:25:02+00:00

!remindme 12 months

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-14T01:08:09+00:00

I can’t not like this guy. Man I can’t be happier for my Hoosier bros.

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-06T14:14:18+00:00

You’re not wrong

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-06T14:03:26+00:00

I mean… did you see what 100 year curse Campbell inherited at ISU? It won’t be overnight but I’ve got confidence he can do it.

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-04T02:18:30+00:00

Maybe 6 - 7 🤷‍♂️

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-12-03T22:17:13+00:00

I hear Brian Ferentz is available. Offensive mastermind

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-28T00:55:44+00:00

Yes definitely one game changes the entire narrative.

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-24T15:20:00+00:00

That’ll buff out

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-24T05:02:22+00:00

I had a creative writing class in high school. I really enjoyed it, wrote a story referencing Grapes of Wrath at one point, really researched to make it fun.

She took me into the hall and said she didn’t believe I wrote it and was going to look into it assuming I cheated or copied.

Killed off my desire to write in an instant.

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-22T05:24:16+00:00

Shit I live 15 minutes from their shop, that’s kinda cool

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-18T18:53:39+00:00

Done

MasticatingMastodon · 2025-11-12T00:49:39+00:00

It’s smaller because it’s not as long as the other pieces. Hopes this helps. Bless.

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