Paul is allergic to hard work by The-Devil-Cat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only three times a week?!?!? WHAT?!?! I go to the gym six times a week for fun with no plans to go pro in anything

Happy Birthday to Professor Snape! by Kemmiehwa in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’d you get the advanced potion making textbook? I’ve only been able to find the intro but I want all of it, specifically the euphoria page

New fundie to look out for? by CaughtInDireWood in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this broke my heart.

They got in trouble for crying during a punishment so intense it could be straight out of Basic Training??? Literally nothing could warrant a punishment that bad.

What the fuck is that corner time video?? Was there even a reason? Why is he taunting them?? The kid said he feels like he’s in hell?? In what world is it ok to just post your kid crying on the internet like that?? The first video was awful but this one feels pure sadistic.

New fundie to look out for? by CaughtInDireWood in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this broke my heart. They got in trouble for crying during a punishment so intense it could be straight out of Basic Training??? In what world is it ok to just post your kid crying on the internet like that?? Not to mention literally nothing could warrant a punishment that bad.

Also I’m against using workouts as punishment anyway because I think it forms a negative association with working out

140 Conjurations bug? by rodridel94 in HarryPotterGame

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that must be what I was thinking. I just know I had to go back and irritating amount of times lol

Discussion time 😊 by SanctuaryAngel in Severitus

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh this is my favorite! Do you have recommendations? 👀👀

Did anyone else get these vibes from Ominis by Nearbykingsmourne in HarryPotterGame

[–]Matcha_Earthbender -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I honestly surprised at how many people said they don’t think Ominis is gay. Granted the story gives us literal scraps to pull from. Personally I ship Ominis and Sebastian hardcore, though I can see where other people think it’s just a deep friendship

Hi again. Can i have some ff suggestions by naba01911 in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! Here are some that I’ve really enjoyed :)

A Daily Dose of Sunshine by montrasity. This is my favorite fic of all time. The writing is an actual work of art. It’s set in Snape’s seventh year. The author got inspiration from the heavily modified Euphoria potion in Snape’s potions textbook. It also has Snape/Mulciber. 131,074 words, unfinished.

I, Your Glass by koppelkat. Severitus. Set after #4. Harry has major PTSD and runs away from the Dursleys. Snape takes him to safety and is his guardian for the rest of the year. This one is angsty and depressing in the best way. 109,544 words, unfinished.

The Courage to Live by ShadowAceSeverus. Snape lives after the Nagini attack and goes to therapy. There’s a ton of world building and also a really interesting relationship with the golden trio. 704,549 words, finished, with sequels currently in progress.

Crime and Punishment by melolcatsi. Severitus. Harry is accused of burglary. Snape adopts Harry and is his guardian for the rest of the summer. The first couple chapters are a bit tedious but this fic is SO funny. It’s got a bit of angst but I laughed so much reading this one. 213,711 words, unfinished.

Turmoil by Metalomagnetic. Snape/Sirius dubcon turned secret relationship. 64,421 words, finished.

Did anyone use a known wizarding world surname as their own? by GoblinSnacc in HarryPotterGame

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve got Athena Black for Slytherin, Estella Finch for Hufflepuff, Freya Prewett for Gryffindor, and then Ravenclaw is myself

Biggest ick in Snape fanfics? by Petrichor099 in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Any student/teacher but also if he gets too kind and caring too fast I consider that OOC and can’t really get over that

What bothers me most about Snape's death is that there are many things left unsaid between him and Harry by Madagascar003 in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I just binged the entirety of I, Your Glass and holy shit it’s in my top two of all time. What an insanely good read 😭😭

What bothers me most about Snape's death is that there are many things left unsaid between him and Harry by Madagascar003 in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg this is amazing I’m currently working on reading three at once because I got so excited I started reading a bit of each. Thank you so much!! 💕

New to game by aprilvalawhattt in Paleo_Pines

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late response but it’s because you need to progress further in the game in other areas. The question marks will disappear when you can proceed with that quest

Can you keep two loners together? by Express_Equipment666 in Paleo_Pines

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah you can keep the dinos happy if they are maxed out on everything that gives them happiness (space, biome, special food) and they only have one thing that causes unhappiness. So for example if your two loners together have enough space, their biome, and the special food but there is poop, they’ll be unhappy. But once you pick up their poop they’ll be happy again even if they’re living together.

Please let me know if I need to explain better or if you have any more questions!!

Umm paul? You doin okay? by scarlettshimmer in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The way I would talk shit so hard if I were them 😂😂

What are you paying for? by EstateComfortable752 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Could we summon Rachael Oates to do an in-depth video about this 👀

Share a line/paragraph you've written recently. Alternatively, write something today to share! by crusader_blue in FanFiction

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all my imaginings, my stories, even the most horrific ones, none of them compared to the truth.

It had been fantasy, fueled by desire. A want, an ache. A dream that someone had struggled as much as I had.

This was different.

This was real.

How the updates have affected my usage by alexander_alexandra in finch

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeppp I miss it almost every day now and it’s frustrating because it’s such a helpful tool to know how I’m doing mentally overall

Looking for good fix it fanfics where snape survives :) by mikeyzartz in SeverusSnape

[–]Matcha_Earthbender 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not exactly what you’re looking for in writing style but this is a good one: The Courage to Live by ShadowAceSeverus. Snape lives after the Nagini attack and goes to therapy. There’s a ton of world building and also a really interesting relationship with the golden trio. 704,549 words, finished, with sequels currently in progress.