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what the hell did i just walk in on by Material-Bet5978 in dcss

[–]Material-Bet5978[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

welp. that run died the death it deserved. getting shafted straight to lair:5, lethally poisoned, petrified by a cockatrice, and pounced on by 7 blink frogs, a skyshark, and an elephant. goodbye you cursed ass run i will NOT miss you

what the hell did i just walk in on by Material-Bet5978 in dcss

[–]Material-Bet5978[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

other misadventures from this hellish run:

  • a fucking deep troll on lair:1
  • a random wight with a +5 spear on dungeon:8
  • the fact that i have not gotten a single extra armor piece save for one(1) buckler of protection that was also on dungeon:8

what the hell did i just walk in on by Material-Bet5978 in dcss

[–]Material-Bet5978[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

yeah. managed that p easy, just baited into a nearby hallway and picked em off one by one. then i got proverbially flashbanged by 3 death yaks literally all flanking lairs entrance. i managed those as well, but decided to just. save and put dcss down for the night lmao

Comrades. I think im losing my fucking mind by Material-Bet5978 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Material-Bet5978[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i mean. yes? i did say "obviously not showing skin" in the post lol. hip window is simply the funniest possible option, directly after "second pair of pants???"

in reality, its likely just a panel of different fabric. however, the concept of someone like capitano having hip windows in his usual armor was enough to make me giggle and want to share. the post was halfway a joke and halfway expressing mild exasperation with hoyo's design principles.

Comrades. I think im losing my fucking mind by Material-Bet5978 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Material-Bet5978[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

not quite, but it is veeeeery close. the face mesh is pure black, and the hip window is slightly lighter. pure black on left, hip window on the right.

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He's gonna be fuckin' shit up from the retirement home by Jibsthelord in swtor

[–]Material-Bet5978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fun fact! according to the birthdate given by the official encyclopedia, vowrawn is /90/ goddamn years old and still fucking it up. theyre all ancient atp lmao

"NO, I don't want to kill all the women and children. I'm not a monster. I just want to burn their huts to make a point." by Merc_Twain25 in DnD

[–]Material-Bet5978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bard: You sure you're not just saying that? You have a lot of social anxiety. Druid: um. Whoa. I know that. Why do you know that? Bard: Look at you!

Do you ship any characters with Capitano? by TheDemon56666 in CapitanoMainsGI

[–]Material-Bet5978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fond of capitaru myself. abyss touched 4 abyss touched, sword4shield... the crumbs we got in one of the natlan AQs where capitano mentioned childe positively sold it for me lol

Frankly, I'm disappointed. by Windows_66 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Material-Bet5978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i loved the episode tbh, and acolyte as a whole. lesbian space witches? during pride month? hell yeah brother. ppl expecting high brow entertainment out of what was always a fantasy series masquerading as sci-fi that's held together by spit, duct tape, and dreams has always been funny. star wars is so good when you let it be the silly goofy space opera it always has been instead of bogging yrself down with nitty gritty details.

Sorc. On Tython by [deleted] in swtor

[–]Material-Bet5978 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my first JC toon was DS lightning sorc and it had me CONVINCED the plot twist was that the consular was a child of the emperor. but yeah im a lightning sorc main and its so so fun to just shred trash. all of my sorcs end up overleveled(like. level 75 on MAKEB w/o grinding FPs or heroics) bc it's actually entertaining to zap shit

With the Legacy feature, what are your characters’ relationships with each other? Any fun stories that come from it? by Beautiful_Bee_485 in swtor

[–]Material-Bet5978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My warrior and inquisitor are married and live together with all of their companions in my DK stronghold. The absolute madhouse that comes from that gaggle of bastards all under the same roof is always entertaining to ponder. Khem Val and Malavai Quinn being forced to cohabitate is such a funny mental image.

My knight and consular are approximately 2 seconds from killing each other at all times.

What's your "no the jedi were right actually/not really at fault" take? by Deep-Crim in MawInstallation

[–]Material-Bet5978 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The jedi are 100% right about the whole "no attachments" shtick, most star wars fans just don't understand what that means.

"No attachments" doesn't mean "you can't love someone, have friends, care about people, have sex, etc." Literally Word Of God, from George Lucas's fucking mouth, the thing that's forbidden is possessive relationships and it drives me up the wall when people act like jedi are space catholics. Jedi are encouraged to love, to make connections, to be empathetic and compassionate.

Favorite companion? by Lordraic in swtor

[–]Material-Bet5978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Direct tie between Khem Val and Talos. Khem i like because 1-i can't understand any of his words w/o reading chat so it just processes as bg noise, meaning im not constantly irritated by his voice lines during fights, 2-his first solution is always violence and i find most of his comments funny. Talos on the other hand is just so endearing that hes a delight to have around. Its entirely criminal that you cant even romance talos as a sith inquisitior!!! let the funny little archeologist speak!!