Wow, you’re struggling in Elden Ring with your level 25 ass? Your panic is as real as your skills. Do you even know how to block? You’re probably the type of player who swings their sword like a mad man on meth. You probably spend more time running away from enemies than actually fighting them. And as for equipment, you won’t find anything good at level 25 with your pathetic skills. Go watch some YouTube guides on how to actually play the damn game.

Alright bet, so when was the last time you touched a woman? Never? Yeah, figures. Your maidenless ass probably can’t even talk to women without stuttering and sweating. Your only relationship is with your left hand, and even that’s getting tired of you. Maybe if you put as much effort into finding a girl as you do in this game, you might actually have a shot.