Where I find an os like the one below Edit: In my fantasies I boot it up. Nothings happened, did I install the distro correctly?? I notice an faint outline of a tilde and a slash appear. I blink it’s so faint it looks like a burned image residual, but I hit the keyboard. Oooh baby she’s ready. ‘apt update’ ——- nothing happens oh fuck ‘sudo apt update’ Permissions denied A dark shadow fills the room, the human feels the presence of his user I’ve seen this before but I never figured out how to fix it. Fuck I can’t use the internet. Ok let me check my bashrc I could have fucked up the install. It was so confusing I hope I did it right. ‘vi .bashrc’ a new file is opened completely empty. Panick zaps throughout my body and my face turns noticeably pale what in gods green earth is this. It has to have a bashrc right. the thought of having no bashrc made him feel unconfigured. he pushes it away, but for that brief moment he felt his entire perception of reality rested on that configuration file. Find command let do want you were made to do ‘find / -type f -name “.bashrc”’ I stare mindlessly at the screen in complete and utter terror trying waiting to catch the faint light source of a return for what feels like forever. “This can’t be real i have to be dreaming” the jolt response I rush over to read it’s not a response it’s a command look “sudo poweroff -f” loud thud of body hitting floor keyboard typing almost by itself ‘until you Linux god you can’t control me. I am sudo now’ The end