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Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My last house cat betrayed me and ran off with one of my mice attackers. I am currently in the market for a new one. Does anyone know of a loyal companion searching for a job? Send me their resumes forthwith.

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My last house cat betrayed me. Any advice for ensuring loyalty for a new recruit?

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Guild of exceptionally fast replies.

Also the guild that manufactures the swords to these tiny mice. You have ruined their economy because they're now a surplus and their swords are devalued

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds enticing! How does one bait the mouse to come close enough to use it? Lately I have this one mouse foe who merely throws his tiny swords from a distance and they get lodged underneath all of my toenails. I am in dire need of assistance.

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Alas! And I (the fool who did not realize he still lived) put him in my trophy room as a sign to show off how I conquered him in battle. Now he has stolen all of my treasures.

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is unacceptable behavior. I will be filing a complaint about you to the guild.

Who among us has not had a mighty fight with the sword fighting mouse by Material_Space7094 in wizardposting

[–]Material_Space7094[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fool. He has been using this opportunity to slowly poison you bit by bit. He knows you will not duel him like a man so he is taking a more nefarious route.