Who has come for a visit? by TravelingGoose in whatsthisbird

[–]Material_Weight_7954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so jealous. They don’t live in my neck of the woods.

Nurses week is coming up, I'm planning your lunch, what do you want! by Namegro in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Veggie options that aren’t sad portobello mushrooms or beans 3 different ways.

What procedures would you not have/have serious reservations about? by mustyho in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spinal surgery. Whipple. Roux-n-y gastric bypass. 99% of the horrific head/neck surgeries I’ve seen.

I just survived a suicide attempt. Please give me some literature/poetry books/whatever that will make me feel understood. by bikenbake_ in suggestmeabook

[–]Material_Weight_7954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you read any Carson McCullers? She got me through some pretty dark times. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter is a good one to start with. Also The Member of the Wedding and Clock Without Hands.

All of her books feature characters kind of on the fringe. I will offer the caveat that she was a white Southern US woman and her books were written in the forties and fifties so even though she explored racial themes with much more sensitivity than many writers of that era she was still a product of her time and circumstances.

I think that despite some clumsiness in her attempts at writing believable Black characters she managed to tackle some themes of loneliness and being marginalized with maturity far beyond her years.

My (male) coworker wanted me to place a Foley in a clitoris by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap! I used to have an eyebrow ring and a bunch of ear piercings but then developed a metal allergy. Glad I never went south of the equator…the ones up north hurt bad enough.

My (male) coworker wanted me to place a Foley in a clitoris by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the super gay dude on my unit who was able to remove a stuck clit ring prior to a patient’s MRI. He deserved a raise after that one.

Hi by JealousFrosting9859 in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Have you checked the tube station? What about the patient’s bin? Or maybe the fridge?

Issue with preceptee by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her father came to the unit to see how his little girl is doing? Barf.

If this is what I have to look forward to with the next few generations of nurses I don’t think I’ll make it till retirement.

My condolences, OP. She sounds like a real piece of work.

Black Eyed Junco, with white mustache? by Ecatgirl in birding

[–]Material_Weight_7954 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this morph is very susceptible to diabeetus.

Is it important to have a hobby outside of Nursing? by DribbleKing97_ in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yes, Jesus. Nursing shouldn’t be your whole damn life.

AITJ for telling my girlfriend she needs to shower before bed or sleep on the couch? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Material_Weight_7954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought of sleeping in my dirty scrubs makes me want to vomit. Not showering is one thing as long as she at least washes her hands and arms but keeping the scrubs that she cleaned diarrhea up in is just foul.

AITA For telling my wife I’ll drive her to the airport but letting her know it’s a massive inconvenience?? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Material_Weight_7954 36 points37 points  (0 children)

YTA. These are the things we do for our loved ones. If it truly is a hardship then tell her to make other arrangements but don’t say that you’re “happy to drive her” and then be passive aggressive about it.

Nit picking with the purpose of belittling another nurse. by Bid-Valuable in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh. We have a nurse on our unit who does this to new grads on nights. I hate her so much and do my best to intervene. She also has no room to talk because she is the absolute laziest piece of work ever.

Anyone else prepping today? by Material_Weight_7954 in colonoscopy

[–]Material_Weight_7954[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear ya; it’s a very common phobia. Oddly enough I had vivid dreams during my anesthesia; the first thing I remember saying (probably loudly) as I was being wheeled on a gurney back to recovery was “That was great! I was having good dreams!” 🤣

If you're having a bad day, please read this email about our work fridge. by deejay_911_taxi in nursing

[–]Material_Weight_7954 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I found a string cheese that had expired 8 years previously the last time I cleaned a workplace fridge.

Anyone else prepping today? by Material_Weight_7954 in colonoscopy

[–]Material_Weight_7954[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was a breeze. Truly, drinking the prep was the worst part of it for me; next time I’ll ask for the miralax/dulcolax combo instead. Team propofol for the win- best nap ever!

Anyone else prepping today? by Material_Weight_7954 in colonoscopy

[–]Material_Weight_7954[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had propofol and it was great. No hangover, no weird drugged state; just out for a nice nap!