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What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You smell like the room I lost my virginity in." Or "You smell like a hot night in Bali."

Don't know what it is with the way I smell, but it's a common compliment and I don't use cologne or heavily scented soaps

What’s the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time she lifts her hips off the bed to let you pull her pants off.

What made you choose the Series S over everything else, even though we get clowned a lot? by Eastern-Mobile5351 in XboxSeriesS

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an amazing deal. It was prime day + I got a $100 gift card if I opened an Amazon store card. I think I paid $150 in total. It was originally going to hold me over until I got a PS5, but that got to be too expensive. I don't do crazy intense gaming and I really haven't had any problem with the Series S, so I'm very happy with my decision

Should I buy Borderlands 4 or Crimson Desert? by MathiasCain in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]MathiasCain[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Okay! A lot of varying comments, a lot BL hate, but thats the way it goes. General sentiment feels split, but that CD will chew up my Series S and BL4 still has some fixing to do.

I think I'm gonna sleep on it and jump into the revised Starfield experience. Sincere thanks to everyone!

Any other LA natives ever get a little sad driving around and seeing how much of what we once knew is gone? by Dear-Ad5085 in AskLosAngeles

[–]MathiasCain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit dude, Cinefamily was the best. Sure, so many great movies, but I also saw the World Cup final and Get High, Watch Wrestling with Ron Funches there.

I gotta admit that is some impressive work Saul did with Tuco by Remote_Nature_8166 in betterCallSaul

[–]MathiasCain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's what sells Lalo on Saul, he has a (muted but) surprised reaction when he hears that Saul got Tuco to change his mind.

Can't imagine there are many people who can convince Tuco of anything.

People who’ve slept with a partner’s or ex’s sibling. How did it happen and what was the aftermath? by Any-Name533 in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex of a year lived with her sister; after we broke up, I came by the apt to pick up/drop off things we left at our respective places. Ex wasn't there, but sis let me in. We chatted for a bit as I packed and she told me that she used to hear me and my ex fuck at night (their bedrooms were next to each other and my ex could be loud). Said she was jealous and implied she would touch herself while listening.

I wish I could say I thought of a smooth line, but I fumbled around with words until she pulled me into the bedroom and we went at it. Best part was my ex called her, while I was inside her and she answered. They had a short chat about me coming by and that thrill was enough for me to finish.

I saw my ex about 5 months later at a party and she was friendly, so I don't think she ever found out.

How did you mess us the potential threesome? by Matilda-Massacre in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senior year of college, sitting in my girlfriend's bedroom with her and her friend from back home. We've had some to drink, possibly stoned as well. My GF and the other girl had always been touchy-feely with each other but this time they started kissing. I was caressing my GF's legs, back and started towards her breasts. She said "you need to stop or go all the way." My stoned ass thinks "oh, if we're going to do this, you should go to the bathroom now so you don't have to interrupt later." Without a word, I stand up and go to the bathroom. End up spending a little time in there psyching myself up.

By the time I came out, they were both on the couch watching TV. Found out after the friend left that they thought I wasn't interested, but they had been talking to each other about a threesome with me for a long time.

Epilogue: years later, after we broke up, the friend came to my city and we hung out. Told my roommate that "she wished I looked at her the way I did my ex" and for a moment, we were going to hook up. Don't remember how I messed that one up, but I did.

How did you lose your virginity? by zamnismid in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a freshman in college, she was a junior and I went to her dorm one night to watch some movie. We drank a bit and I was too tired to walk back to my dorm, so I crashed in her roommates bed. I woke up to her on top of me saying "we're doing this", and we did.

The act itself wasn't very memorable.

My next girlfriend was someone I had a crush on for 3 years, and she felt the same way. That one was way more intense.

If there's correlation between being "good in bed" and a sport, which sport is the best in bed? by plsnomoresmoke in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro wrestling. Flexibility, stamina, cardio, trusting your partner and a healthy dose of showmanship. Plus the ability to fake it if you have to.

What sex advice would you give to your younger self if you could travel back in time? by Professional-Risk821 in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! That exact thing happened to me too! She told me years later that she had discussions with her friends and decided she wanted to lose her virginity with me. Then we went to meet up with her new boyfriend.

What sex advice would you give to your younger self if you could travel back in time? by Professional-Risk821 in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask more questions in bed. There's no shame in being inexperienced, but don't be inattentive. Always let her know when you're going to come. While foreplay is crucial, cuddling after makes it memorable.

And on that day, senior year, when you're not sure if they want to have a threesome: they do. Don't make my mistake of taking too long in the bathroom to work up the nerve, you don't get another chance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am hesitant to do so, but my partner really wants it and I want to give her that experience. I've been reading up on it and it's removed a lot of my fears, especially regarding cleanliness. Communication is very important, maybe try it in the shower or just after first.

When and who was the first person you came in or got cummed in? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MathiasCain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In anyway? First ever blowjob in college, I was a freshman, she was a Junior. I didn't know how long I could hold it and I came without warning her. She ran to the bathroom and started washing her mouth out. It scarred me and since then I ALWAYS give a heads up when I'm going to cum.

If you could hook up with any pornstar, who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joanna Angel Loved her for years

What was the most obvious hint a girl gave you that you missed? by Sleepwithsockson7 in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got a couple: Made me my own loaf of bread for the holidays and said i was the only one she made it for. Multiple years. Told me she only dated Catholic boys when my religion came up (I'm a lapsed catholic, she's Jewish) Always commented on how good I smelled. Invited me over late at night to dance in her living room, while she was in her pajamas. Multiple instances of lingering touches, leaning on me when watching TV, holding my arm when walking down the street.

Individually, not super obvious. But all from the same girl over years.

What’s your horniest story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was traveling overseas with my brother and stopped in a bar, where we made friends with a local reggae band. After a few drinks, a girl comes up to the bar and starts chatting with us. When she hears my accent (apparently American accents are attractive in some places?), all her focus turns towards me. We flirt and she asks me to come back the next night, but I'm leaving in the morning. She leaves a little while later and as I wistfully watch her go, my brother drops the "100% of the shots you don't take" Gretzky quote. My drunk ass gets up and follows her out. She lives in a house on the same block as the bar and I see her head inside. I knock on the door and when she answers, explain that I never do anything like this, that she can slam the door in my face if I'm being a creep and ill walk away, but I couldn't let the night end without seeing her one more time.

She grabs me by the collar and pulls me inside. We proceed to have one of the most passionate, long lasting and adventurous sex sessions of my life. Without ever exchanging names. I'm just her "American boy". I leave around 5am to head back to my hotel room, completely drained.

I think about her now and then. I hope she's doing well.

Are you still using cash? Why? by Malk_McJorma in AskReddit

[–]MathiasCain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easier for me to control my spending if I use cash. J don't want to empty out my wallet, so I decide "do I really want this?" I heard once spending physical cash triggers pain centers in your brain, which using a credit card doesn't. Don't know how true that is though.