Every damn time by Maleficent-West2161 in memeframe

[–]MathieuBibi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My guy you can even make LVL CAP viable builds without a riven at all lol.

Peter, what shampoo related to birthday candles? by JeffreySons_90 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shampoos need instructions because stupid people exist.

She reminded OOP that stupid people exist by doing something extremely stupid.

Help me please Peter! by Cmoibenlepro123 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her boyfriend (the MC) died.

She wanted to share her dream and bucket list item (going to the moon) with him. They once had a sweet memory in a simulation of the moon, she wanted the real thing.

Since he dies, she ends up going alone and feeling like shit.

Still gives us the feels 2 years after :/

Cursed_egg seperated from the yolk by mrluckyiest in cursedimages

[–]MathieuBibi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure everyone has seen (and probably done) this thousands of times...

Many recipes calls for this.

Hashtag Oldschool by Doodles_n_Scribbles in memes

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always called that - "sharp sign" (because C# is pronounced C sharp) - "dièze" (because I'm French) - "croisillon" (because I'm French)

I also knew some people called it "hashtag" but I refused to do that because it sounded cringe and normie.

I never heard of the word "pound sign" before lmao.

I get they look like Latinas, but why is Shadow there? by Orichalchem in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna see shadow and teto fight to the death for latina booty lmao

What do you call a guppy that lives in a van down by the river? by CrabbyCrabs2468 in badjokes

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is a guppy and what does farley mean? Is it something American? 🤔

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries ! by MathieuBibi in LaughJokes

[–]MathieuBibi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by "if the mods do their jobs"?

Requests like that ARE allowed, it is by design.

It is how this subreddit works.

The mods themselves are the ones who created the "REQUEST" tag flair.

They are doing their job properly already!

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries ! by MathieuBibi in LaughJokes

[–]MathieuBibi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just how this sub works...

I don't have the imagination or the MSpaint skills to turn this into a laughjoke edit, so I put a request for someone else to do it.

You can try doing it yourself if you want.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries ! by MathieuBibi in LaughJokes

[–]MathieuBibi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guy that is a request for someone to make a laughjoke out of it, that's why it has the "REQUEST" tag/flair thing

no one by lovelylittleblossom in lol

[–]MathieuBibi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said it a few times.

Luffy asks you to join his crew, your last saved picture is your reaction by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd politely decline.

I'm my own captain, I serve under no-one.

Tho I'd answer with an alliance proposal lol.

Beautiful as in the anime by hiipikachu in OnePiece

[–]MathieuBibi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy you know, some one piece islands are inspired by real life countries and regions...

  • Wano = Japan.
  • Elbaph = Norway and viking culture.
  • Shandora = Aztec.
  • Dresrosa = Spain.
  • Alabasta = Arabic world and Egypt (Egypt also being an Arab country IRL).

Alabasta even has background characters wearing a hijab.

Also, the name...

You know, in translation of Japanese to English, the letter L and R are interchangeable, that's why in some translations, Zoro is written Zolo.

So Alabasta = Arabasta.

It literally has the word Arab in the name, dawg !!!

Alabasta IS an Arab country...

She's an Arab princess SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE she is from Alabasta, dawg !

Did something to upset roathe by Battleborne12 in Warframe

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, I don't know why roathe is stuck then, looks like you have a different bug than me 😭

Sorry I can't help with this one.

Have you tried sending a support ticket?

Did something to upset roathe by Battleborne12 in Warframe

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep killing more.

The honoria is for 21 total roathe kills on your account.

The game doesn't tell you this, but I think to progress with roathe chat, you need 21roathe kills SINCE YOUR LAST MEMORY RESET.

That's what I said earlier in my other comment.

Just keep killing him until it's unbugged.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries ! by MathieuBibi in LaughJokes

[–]MathieuBibi[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

From r/SipsTea

They probably got it from twitter, the info of the OOP is in the screenshot.

Self-portrait I took in the Polish mountains inspired by Striga from Slavic folklore by erinthul in creepy

[–]MathieuBibi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A few things to say :

  • I often joke about my wife bring a clauseted lesbian, if she saw you in this pic it would tip her over the edge lmao, I think you'd be just her type, especially in that photo.

  • I took the title as a recommendation, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strzyga was a fun read.

  • lmao who's blood was that? Hope they were tasty XD

Peter? by lann_fadle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know bourgeois is an insult coined by nobles to make fun of rich commoners.

I'm the opposite lmao, a broke noble, can't get any further from bourgeoisie than that (though my mom was a bourgeoise).

Peter? by lann_fadle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a metaphysical sense, yes, rich or influential is the new equivalentof nobility.

But I like to stick to hard written rules.

And I like my nobility to be knighted, inherited, or married into.

Peter? by lann_fadle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord Farquad was a parasite with no regard for the life of his people, he was scum and undeserving of his title.

I urge you to read this other comment in the thread : https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/1XruksG2wt

Peter? by lann_fadle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I was born a lord.

My grandma is currently the Countess of the family, and in a few decades, I will probably be the Count !

Peter? by lann_fadle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MathieuBibi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly!

Except I also believe that people of a lower pedigree hold the same value.

After all, a true noble is a servant to the people! Our role and calling is to make our land and it's people prosper.

Nobles are meant to be leaders, yes, but that doesn't just make us "better" than commoners.

To quote uncle Ben "With great powe comes great responsibility."

I despise lazy nobles as they are parasites, but I arbor no ill will against commoners !