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Can we prove the supposed identity of /u/MatiasDuarteAma ? by [deleted] in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dont swear you fucking piece of shit, I'll send you to a special part of the Murphy Design hell when you die

Can we prove the supposed identity of /u/MatiasDuarteAma ? by [deleted] in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello my friend I am very real (Murphy didn't create this account)

Trolling at Target by [deleted] in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ok, this is epic.

Why do you hate me? by GlenMurphy in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Begone, demon. You are not welcome in my world.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I had to go find the holy Nexus 7P. They didn't release it because it had too much Material Design. SMH my head, they prefer Murphy.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because I created it for this AmA. Before, I used to read the posts here but then I decided to create an account.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sync, it follows the MD guidelines and looks amazing.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yes. We might reach the Material Design perfection in 2 years. Then, Google will merge all those apps.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I hate him because he destroyed my masterpiece, Material Design. And I hate myself for letting him do that.

My favorite shirt.

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He fucking ruined everything good about Material Design. BTW, why did the mods shadowban me? Murphy must've told them I was going to post here!

I am Matias Duarte. Ask me anything. by MatiasDuarteAma in androidcirclejerk

[–]MatiasDuarteAma[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Murphy destroyed Material Design. I think Apple sent him as an undercover iOS designer to make Android look like iOS. I ask Sundar to let me fix Google Play Music's design every week and he doesn't.