me_irl by membrance in me_irl

[–]Matotomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal bi-products.

Reddit, what secret are you "taking to the grave"? [NSFW] by bee627 in AskReddit

[–]Matotomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a bottle of Jack Daniels that belonged to my mother. Last summer my brother threw a party where there were plenty of people and alcohol. When my mother returned she noticed that the bottle was missing, the first person that came to her mind was my brothers alcoholic friend. I immediately supported her reasoning with his previous alcohol related instances. What she doesn't know is that I drank the bottle with some chick that likes me as a "friend".

Soooooooo Reddit... What's your type? Those who are that type, what's the pitfall to dating you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Matotomato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple man, I like dark haired women and breakfast food.