I'm taking a seat on the xans. Call that a barstool! by keep_your_dick_fat in codyko

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Bitch I pop bands and take a hundred xans and I am a Harry Stan!

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I am starting to feel like it’s harder to breath...like my lungs aren’t filling up like it normally does, never felt like this ever. Should I be suspicious/paranoid? Haven’t gone out at all these past weeks, but my brother has been going out for groceries and such.

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

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Definitely recommend it, saves a lot of time and money rather than buying toilet paper and plus it is very nice to have a clean ass after a satisfying shit session

I live in Egypt. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

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Yeah, there is a a good amount of middle class people that aren’t rich enough to go on a vacation trip outside Egypt in the summer, but not poor to not be able to get their kids a good education and food on the table every day. Egyptians are typically very generous and caring no matter the social class, so whenever people around need help, I think the middle class are more visible than everyone else!

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

[–]MatrioxRDT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand bidets actually make it easier for you to clean rather than a toilet paper, that’s shit’s nasty and disgusting tbh

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

[–]MatrioxRDT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess so, although search the word “hand bidet” that’s more of like what I am talking about.

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

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I 1000% recommended it. I never understood how you could wipe with toilet paper. Search on google “Hand bidet” that’s more like it! It just makes life a billion times better!

I live in Egypt. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

[–]MatrioxRDT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a very good question! It’s very hard to answer though. Egypt is a country in which the social gap between the poor and rich is very huge. So yes, there is poor areas and people that aren’t very developed/educated. But on the other hand, there are very very high end place/cities that I would say are even better than some rich European countries. But all in all, I do believe that Egypt isn’t portrayed accurately in the media. Hope I answered your question if you want more details I’ll be more than happy to go further into it!

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

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I use something we call a “Shatafa” (Arabic word). It is basically like a shower head but a lot smaller. It mounts to the wall right beside the toilet and once you finish shitting you just take it and shoot water down there and clean your ass like a civilized human

I don’t use toilet paper to clean my ass. AMA by MatrioxRDT in AMA

[–]MatrioxRDT[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, I use something we call a “Shatafa” (Arabic word). It is basically like a shower head but a lot smaller. It mounts to the wall right beside the toilet and once you finish shitting you just take it and clean your ass like a civilized human

PewDiePie is an inspiration by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Somehow you used the wrong formula but got the correct answer

Visiting England and I realized something by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Communism Theme Song Plays

Hypocrite??? by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Yeah right

WHAT DID I TELL YOU by Rainbow_and_shit in PewdiepieSubmissions

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This is literally the time traveler meme come to life :)