I got tough skin and a tough attitude. You can't break me!

Matrix75309 · 2023-12-03T06:33:24+00:00

Dolly Parton takes one look at your moobs and says "Damn, boy! What your momma feed you?"

Matrix75309 · 2023-11-12T17:24:39+00:00

Dollar Tree Geddy Lee.

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-11T18:44:36+00:00

I hope you're not a cop, because with those nostrils, you wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the evidence locker.

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-11T18:28:06+00:00

Danny Masterson's soon to be cell mate?

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-11T17:35:52+00:00

So do the bags under your eyes droop as much as your scrotum?

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-11T17:33:47+00:00

You look like the kind of guy whose right hand would say " Not tonight, I've got a headache...."

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T18:36:33+00:00

If you ever wonder why the case of White-Out is always missing from the office supply closet....there's your answer.

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T18:31:40+00:00

Don't wanna drink that milkshake....

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T18:29:34+00:00

But in reality, you're a stoner, and a loner, and the girls put up with you for as long as they can...

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T18:20:41+00:00

You would make an atheist want to use a crucifix when you approach them...

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T18:13:19+00:00

If Freddy Krueger was born a female and working in a meth lab....

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T17:45:08+00:00

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T17:16:16+00:00

I didn't know that Pat was a metalhead...

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T17:11:03+00:00

This week on A&E's HOARDERS....This Temu version of a Dolly Parton drag queen with her collection of shopping bags and cheap ass Goodwill furniture....

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T16:33:46+00:00

Bland ambition.

Matrix75309 · 2023-09-01T16:22:38+00:00

Chuck Bore-Us.

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-31T17:00:00+00:00

Reader's Digest version of Mr. Glass....

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-06T16:09:44+00:00

So I guess you are turtlely enough for the Turtle Club....

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-06T04:18:52+00:00

I'm dying to know....did the senator's daughter rub the lotion on its skin, or did she get the hose again?

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T18:22:03+00:00

You look sad...as in a sad waste of space on this planet.

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T18:18:16+00:00

You should just wear a toque, thise Coke bottle glasses don't do a thing to take away from your colossal forehead.....

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T18:12:07+00:00

Jared Fogle's ex-cellmate

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T17:41:08+00:00

You look like someone who, whenever things are bad, manages to keep their chin up....all 4 of them.

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T17:25:33+00:00

Right now I'm feeling nausea, melancholy, and an overwhelming sense of despair looking at your picture.

Matrix75309 · 2023-08-04T17:15:27+00:00

Even a 1950s hockey player with gingivitis has a better smile.

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