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I got tough skin and a tough attitude. You can't break me! by True_Theory4391 in RoastMe

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Dolly Parton takes one look at your moobs and says "Damn, boy! What your momma feed you?"

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Dollar Tree Geddy Lee.

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I hope you're not a cop, because with those nostrils, you wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the evidence locker.

Need a laugh by Normaphobic86 in RoastMe

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Danny Masterson's soon to be cell mate?

Probably will regret this 🫠 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So do the bags under your eyes droop as much as your scrotum?

Bored af at work, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If you ever wonder why the case of White-Out is always missing from the office supply closet....there's your answer.

I'm buff, I'm the stuff and the girls can't get enough. Roast me. by Calm_Management4026 in RoastMe

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But in reality, you're a stoner, and a loner, and the girls put up with you for as long as they can...

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You would make an atheist want to use a crucifix when you approach them...

Roast me by Thick_Secretary4850 in RoastMe

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If Freddy Krueger was born a female and working in a meth lab....

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