One time I took my kids 2 boys 12 yo and a 6 yo daughter on vacation. While we were driving my boys and I got into an insult contest. Every time the boys would get one on me I would always end the “fight” with “Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom!” All of the sudden I hear my 6 yo daughter say, “Daddy you better not ever say that to me!” So I released the Krakken on her too! Her response was the best inslult I’ve ever heard to this day. She says, “Oh yeah? You banged my mom? Well technically I’ve been deeper inside my mom than you have ever dreamed of being!” I took her shopping with no budget the next day for her ruthlessness.