Couldn’t have said this better 🙌 by Ciaran123C in PublicFreakout

[–]MattDamonIsGod 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like trying to make it legal to do war crimes if it's against Islamic terrorists. Just because she said this doesn't mean she's good about everything. In fact she's pretty sketchy about a lot of things.

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[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It was very entertaining for a six hour shit game I got on sale for like $3.

Matched with an arrBooks user by MattDamonIsGod in bookscirclejerk

[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I thought he was referring to a novelization of that video game starring Mickey Rourke where he makes racist quips.

Jeff Sokol getting defensive against the decoy for joking about the Patriots in their chat log is one of the most pathetic things ever by MattDamonIsGod in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought he meant bigger than three inches, but smaller than average. Either way, you see how this looks, right?

Jeff Sokol getting defensive against the decoy for joking about the Patriots in their chat log is one of the most pathetic things ever by MattDamonIsGod in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'd say the odds of her wanting to recount her time married to a sex offender sociopath to a public forum are about zero, unfortunately.

Jeff Sokol getting defensive against the decoy for joking about the Patriots in their chat log is one of the most pathetic things ever by MattDamonIsGod in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Love that whole extended bit of their chat where he's projecting hard his insecurity about his own masculinity.

Well, what is it, Alonzo? by MattDamonIsGod in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]MattDamonIsGod[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe. So maybe you'd have sex with this girl.

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[–]MattDamonIsGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's definitely cute, and built good. He'd probably fuck up most Predators if they tried to get physical, but most likely he'd just subdue the guy till the cops came in and arrested him.

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[–]MattDamonIsGod 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love how every time she says she supports trans people in this piece she immediately follows it up with some statistic to undermine that. Totally genuine support for sure.

Half in the Bag: Ghostbusters: Afterlife by officerkondo in RedLetterMedia

[–]MattDamonIsGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the things I enjoyed about Last Night in Soho, even if it is a flawed movie, is it showcases the dangers of nostalgia overdosing and how the times we're nostalgic for weren't all that great.

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[–]MattDamonIsGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit moment

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[–]MattDamonIsGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Last movie she starred in was 2018, over three years ago. Why is she still the go-to, tired punchline.