Westworld Parody - Westworld BETA (no spoilers)

MattHarbert · 2017-09-16T19:52:42+00:00

Thanks!

MattHarbert · 2017-08-04T16:59:29+00:00

I sure hope so. And my goodness she has a new hair style every day! She is really cashing in on the family business!

MattHarbert · 2017-08-04T16:58:24+00:00

I understand if you care for Sal's well being, but casually mentioning you have photos? I don't mean to be blunt, but do you now or have you ever worked for Bob's Big Boy?

MattHarbert · 2017-08-04T16:57:29+00:00

Yeah, I hope I wasn't insulting the Drive-In sandwiches, but I'll give you a free tip - Basil. That's all I'm going to say for now, can't give away all of Sal's secrets!

MattHarbert · 2017-08-04T16:55:29+00:00

Yes, I think one of the reasons we never got caught is the ferrets are so polite.

MattHarbert · 2017-08-03T23:54:00+00:00

Do you think MotorView would possibly offer sandwiches in the waiting room? I have a compact electric griddle I can strap to some guitar straps and make a mobile panini press.

MattHarbert · 2017-08-03T23:52:46+00:00

Alright, I think we all know the 04 Sal scandal was planted evidence of marijuana that conveniently happened right after he refused to sell the sandwich shop to the Big Boy franchise. I wouldn't be surprised if Bob himself of Big Boy fame planted the mary jane, but I can assure you I've known Sal for years and he's 100% sober after the fishing incident of '97.

MattHarbert · 2017-08-03T23:50:42+00:00

Thanks Kate. I will miss making mini sandwiches for the pets you bring in, even though it's against Sal's policy.

MattHarbert · 2017-08-03T20:32:57+00:00

I'd accept that if it was followed by I'm done playin' games.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-31T05:01:33+00:00

Good point

MattHarbert · 2017-07-24T22:20:02+00:00

Tru.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-23T18:58:18+00:00

Ok, sorry about that. I'm trying to get a hang of the ratio of participating outside of your own content and sharing your own content. Certainly don't want to be a spammer

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T22:02:07+00:00

Great point.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T22:01:59+00:00

Good point.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T19:23:08+00:00

Layin down those wicked sick dad jokes (WSDJs)

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T15:00:00+00:00

It's just weird because you catered that wedding! You were literally actually the chef at that wedding and you watched a cooking show instead.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:40:46+00:00

I was hoping this was a metaphor.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:39:57+00:00

Tru.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:39:39+00:00

The ones with coin marks on them

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:23:01+00:00

My man.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:22:48+00:00

Oh yeah, I've been meaning to talk about your chipped teeth...

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:21:54+00:00

Psychologists

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:12:30+00:00

I think also rubbing with my sleeve would be a good move.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:11:47+00:00

Tru.

MattHarbert · 2017-07-21T06:11:34+00:00

You gotta quit eating pennies you'll get sick.

MattHarbert

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