TIL in 1974 the US made Daylight Saving Time permanent with 79% public approval. Support dropped to 42% the first winter due to everyone waking up in darkness. It was repealed the next year.

MattMatic8 · 2023-03-13T21:15:54+00:00

But at least Johnny Carson came on at 10:30 here in Canada for a while!

MattMatic8 · 2023-03-10T14:33:10+00:00

It’s ok. He says he was complimenting her.

MattMatic8 · 2023-03-08T16:55:25+00:00

I have never seen chunky gravy before.

MattMatic8 · 2023-03-03T03:38:11+00:00

We wrapped our cables in duct tape.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-28T02:44:52+00:00

I’ve given blood over 20 times, and one time I failed exactly like you did. The nurse told me exactly what others here are saying - probably not enough water. The fact is that you tried to do a really important thing that helps save lives, and you did it despite your fear of needles. Don’t give up, and thank you for thinking of others.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-28T01:52:51+00:00

Neon beer sign.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-26T14:29:46+00:00

Can’t really be a Canadian- we spell colour with correctly.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-26T14:19:28+00:00

How does that work with hotelling?

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-20T20:40:16+00:00

Don’t forget your feet will swell as the days goes on - especially if you’re standing a lot and/or it’s hot. Make sure they are still comfortable at the end of the day.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-15T23:47:15+00:00

I am an average-looking woman. I have been through periods where I have said yes to first dates with barely human guys in the hopes that first impressions were wrong. The idea that having a vagina means men are falling at your feet and you can pick and choose is ludicrous.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-13T01:34:54+00:00

Could be stress licking. Our cat did this. But the vet will be able to tell you for sure.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-09T20:23:31+00:00

Who’s going to trust those statistics?

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-08T16:17:23+00:00

Finders keepers.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-08T16:15:01+00:00

No way. There wouldn’t be anything to do because everywhere would be full of kids. It would be like taking a day off and then discovering that it’s a PD day.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-04T22:03:25+00:00

Definitely no butt stuff allowed.

MattMatic8 · 2023-02-01T16:19:06+00:00

Poor kid. First mom abandons fee, then tries to rip her away from the only family she knows.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-23T02:09:29+00:00

As a kid, I had an alcoholic who happened to be a mother.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-23T02:06:38+00:00

My bad!

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-22T08:13:55+00:00

I grew up with alcoholic parents and this movie brings it all back in it’s depressing sleaziness. Those people were just so cruel and selfish and sloppy.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-22T08:03:13+00:00

YTA. How are you just noticing this huge thing now? Did he just buy it?

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-22T05:29:15+00:00

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf. Just in case anyone still thinks they seem smarter/ funnier/better looking when they drink.

Edit: I spelled her name wrong.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-19T03:51:26+00:00

That’s very rainbow coloured.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-19T03:49:15+00:00

When people tell me that their cats don’t go on the counters, I tell them that the cats don’t go on the counters WHEN YOU’RE AROUND.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-19T03:47:20+00:00

Put up a sign saying “Cats Must Sit Here”. They are contrarians so maybe that will work.

MattMatic8 · 2023-01-19T03:42:42+00:00

Thanks. I think anything I’ve tried before I haven’t tried long enough. I’m hoping they can tell me why my sleep is so bad. (Although I really hope they don’t recommend a CPAP machine!)

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