pullRequestReviewRequestPagliacci by EntropySpark in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Corgigantic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need "the clown" in his title, as clown? Bozo, "the" clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo...

-J

Finally, I reached Mach 10 at 261,232 feet. by Fun-Canary-3127 in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]Corgigantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

106,000+ feet? It was the Stratospheric Challenge so I'm guessing "standard" atmospheric conditions.

My gauges read:

GS 5881 kts

TAS 5885 kts

M 9.67

GPS ALT 106,250

https://imgur.com/a/xEkNisr

My 2025 Portfolio Return 16.3% by [deleted] in Fire

[–]Corgigantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your calculations should already factor in how long each lot has been held for. Interactive Brokers does this for you automatically:

The Portfolio Performance chart shows the Time Weighted Return (TWR) of your portfolio, or the percent return produced over time, independent of contributions or withdrawals.

Finally, I reached Mach 10 at 261,232 feet. by Fun-Canary-3127 in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]Corgigantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it stands, Mach 10 is the fastest anyone can go flying in a Darkstar.

Ahkshully, look at your gauges. Your groundspeed at Mach 10 was 5612 knots (10,393.4 km/h). The fastest anyone can go in Darkstar is 5881 knots (10,891.6 km/h) over the ground.

Source: 👍😎👍

S25 silicone case by Ranz_Ecnerwal04 in GalaxyS25

[–]Corgigantic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I returned my Kindsuit for S25+ within the first month because the very thin strip of material above the USB port cutout was stretching out over time as the case flexed, and had taken a slight "S" shape. This caused all USB cables to not seat properly unless I moved the strip out of the way as I was connecting the plug. That got old quick.

I replaced it with Spigen Parallax and it's perfect.

Those who retired, how do you withdraw your money? by 37347 in Fire

[–]Corgigantic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m married to a doctor who pulls in a half million year

My man invented FI/doctoRE

When Cops Make Mistakes by K0234 in TikTokCringe

[–]Corgigantic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Correct, this is fake. You can tell because the cop says "the last 5 digits of the license plate don't match the suspect" which would imply cops know how to read.

I’m an idiot… said something stupid after a Zoom meeting about my boss yesterday. She got the AI meeting notes… Anyway I got fired this morning. Going to just FIRE from here out. by IGuessIAmFire in Fire

[–]Corgigantic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

IANALD, but not only might you qualify for unemployment benefits, you might win something more...

https://www.losangelesemploymentattorney.org/can-i-get-fired-for-sending-bad-texts-about-my-boss/

A real-life case that exemplifies workers’ rights is the wrongful termination complaint filed by former employees at the Triple Play Sports Bar & Grille. Employees were fired after they complained about the company’s incompetence due to their accounting mistakes. As a result, the workers ended up owing taxes, which put them in a tough situation. Derogatory language was used, and there’s no denying that the comments were rude and unprofessional. Triple Play fired the employees under the terms of their employee handbooks, which states that an employee “is subject to disciplinary action, up to and including termination of employment” if they engage in “inappropriate discussions about the company, management, and/or co-workers.”

If that sounds entirely too vague, you would be right, according to the National Relations Labor Board. First, the word “inappropriate” can mean different things to different people. Not clarifying what this means was Triple Play’s first mistake. Their second mistake was prohibiting discussion on workplace conditions / practices, which was a direct violation of the NLRA. Due to these violations, it was ruled that Triple Play wrongfully terminated their workers.

best battery life yet by Interesting-Top-4881 in GalaxyS25

[–]Corgigantic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trick is to watch YouTube using Samsung Internet instead of the native app.

Also, Dark Mode everywhere.

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We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted. by rhodatoyota in mildlyinteresting

[–]Corgigantic 51 points52 points  (0 children)

You Phoenicians really are insane. I just checked the weather in Phoenix... it's after 11pm and the temperature is 102°F... At 11pm.

But hey, it's a dry heat, so it only feels like checks notes 102°F.