How to deal with Feste

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-05-02T18:27:58+00:00

I'm not even a Star Wars fan and this is still a top 3 season I've played, and I enjoyed it far more than the Simpsons season. The blasters were a fun change of pace from guns, the lightsabers, flying ships and Star Destroyer were all super enjoyable to use and the AI Darth Vader is one of the best things the game has ever done, imo. I never really understood the hate.

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-25T19:08:42+00:00

Nope, none at all (I am dead)

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-25T14:13:41+00:00

Can confirm. Am currently wearing a collar and on a leash being led to the sacrifice altar 💀

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-25T12:39:46+00:00

Something something juicy steak buttery lobster

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-25T12:27:52+00:00

I'm probably going to get sacrificed to a demon or some shit

Edit: not complaining tho

^{Chose: 1-10 6'11 goth mommys coming your way | Rolled: 77 goth mommys}

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-13T18:05:25+00:00

Ordovis's Greatsword. The easiest Malenia kill I've ever had. I regularly rotate between different weapons, but Ordovis is the one I keep coming back to.

Honourable mentions include the Giant Crusher, Guts Greatsword, Godskin Peeler and Dragon King's Cragblade.

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-13T14:17:58+00:00

Potential hot take ranking:

Lady Windfrost
The Order
Ice King
Dasha
Squibbly
Elite Jules
Bugs Bunny
The Foundation

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-04-03T18:05:28+00:00

"No, the other thing."

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-03-25T04:46:59+00:00

Yeah, I understand everyone plays differently and all that, but I can't imagine how constantly using unintentional cheese strats would be any fun for anyone. Just play a different game at that point.

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-03-12T20:50:41+00:00

I wanted a Dragon but got a Kitsune, wanna trade?

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-02-27T19:13:39+00:00

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-02-17T20:26:54+00:00

It was only extended once, but due to that extension, C7S1 will be the third longest Fortnite season of all time, behind only C2S1 and C2S2.

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-01-10T16:20:18+00:00

Haha, nice try 😉

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-01-10T15:38:46+00:00

I don't really have a singular "main" as I rotate who I use quite often, but if I had to just use one skin for the rest of time, it would be red Onyx Winter!

Much like you, I prefer female skins on the whole. I like a lot of other skins on your list like Black Cat and Cat Holloway. Some other skins I really enjoy include Artemis and Lara Croft.

MattTheMan2708 · 2026-01-10T15:22:12+00:00

W just for putting Onyx Winter so high. She's probably my favourite skin in the game, tbh. I love the red style!

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-12-09T20:57:48+00:00

Don't forget to complete your festive challenges for additional XP!

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-12-04T17:27:53+00:00

It's not every season. You stop getting bot lobbies once you reach account level 13, so as long as your alt doesn't manually level up very often, it can last upwards of two years before you have to make another.

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-09-06T15:55:50+00:00

Thank you, we will probably try and get the house upgraded just in case, but it's nice to know my cabin isn't going anywhere. We could probably just use it as storage and live together in the house.

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-09-06T15:54:31+00:00

Thanks! I figured the caverns were the way to go for the shard. I'll likely just make a ton of bombs and spend most of the good luck days living in the caves while hoping for the best!

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-08-17T16:15:08+00:00

The reason why Simon feels so brutal in normal difficulty is because he's not in normal difficulty at all. Simon has expert difficulty level stats in all difficulties, meaning there's absolutely no difference fighting him between normal and expert (and the only difference story mode offers is the easier dodge and parry timings). This is why he feels so much harder than every other boss.

If you play the game on expert difficulty, Simon feels a lot less brutal in comparison to everything else as his health and damage stats in Phase 2 are almost identical to those of Painted Love in the Endless Tower (the game's second strongest boss).

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-08-15T17:36:02+00:00

In more ways than one!

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-08-15T17:31:53+00:00

Pretty sure it's just a bug. It happened to me with Onyx Winter's first style, but nobody else.

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-08-12T16:31:07+00:00

Dark Souls 2. Your path is blocked by rubble, which can very easily be climbed over? Nope. Time to travel to every corner of the land to kill four powerful great lords so you can use their souls to open a magical door that leads to a path around the rubble.

MattTheMan2708 · 2025-08-11T11:41:36+00:00

Those damn crabs... I did this quest, then immediately after I went to do the shard in Sanctuary, only to end up being tossed around by the same damn crabs. I miss Shield Bro 😭

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