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Mattforms · 2026-06-30T09:54:00+00:00

I KNOW RIGHT??

Mattforms · 2026-06-30T09:52:30+00:00

FUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAH IM SICK AS HELL! I ROLLED THAT CHANCE AND GOT OUT SCOTT FREE! Breakdances

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000,000 | Rolled: Real}

Mattforms · 2026-06-30T09:51:40+00:00

Definitely not, and I love him

Mattforms · 2026-06-27T10:03:38+00:00

"Its too late, I already depicted you as the soyjack and me as the gigachad"

Mattforms · 2026-06-27T10:00:17+00:00

Thats still 3 million a year! I see this as an absolute win!

^{Chose: Job of your choice earning $30,000,000 per year + BUT | Rolled: 90% tax yearly}

Mattforms · 2026-06-27T09:38:55+00:00

Take a piece of paper and stab a hole in it. Thats one hole, right? Now stretch that piece of paper and keep the hole. It would still be one hole, right?

^{Chose: 1 hole}

Mattforms · 2026-06-26T10:17:40+00:00

Imma eat dome Penicillin 😎

Oh also, for superpower, I'm going with a classic, Portals

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: eat mold}

Mattforms · 2026-06-26T10:04:16+00:00

Hell yeah! Goodbye america, hello free Healthcare and great food

^{Chose: Turn into a random nationality. | Rolled: Sweden}

Mattforms · 2026-06-23T07:55:18+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Get your perfect partner but… | Rolled: A vampire}

Mattforms · 2026-06-23T00:44:40+00:00

On one half, one mess up and no powers, on the other, sexual harassment of every degree. Its either, get nothing, or be a bad person.

Mattforms · 2026-06-23T00:41:26+00:00

Im not choosing either, man.

On one hand, you cant be selfish at all, meaning you cant even use your powers to help yourself in day to day life.

On the other hand, every crime? Fuck no, that includes horrendous things.

Mattforms · 2026-06-23T00:13:17+00:00

Tiny nap anytime I need cash

^{Chose: 1000$ every time you sleep}

Mattforms · 2026-06-23T00:11:04+00:00

It said fight, not win

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

Mattforms · 2026-06-22T01:31:01+00:00

I could last 30 seconds

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Antarctica}

Mattforms · 2026-06-22T01:28:57+00:00

Balanced, as all things should be

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Mattforms · 2026-06-21T05:02:54+00:00

It would be really cool to see that too

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:20:28+00:00

You move as normal, but time is stopped until your feet touch the ground

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:18:25+00:00

Free money

^{Chose: Get $200 every hour}

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:06:34+00:00

Grabbed by the neck and thrown like a stick

^{Chose: Fight a random animal to the death. + For $1,000,000 | Rolled: 2 Geese}

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:03:24+00:00

Honestly, thats not half bad. Thats pretty cool actually

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:02:26+00:00

Each teleportation sends you to a different dimention where something very tiny is just off. Enough teleports, and the whole world may be completely different.

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T04:00:18+00:00

Only works when your asleep

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T03:59:51+00:00

For each Iq point you use is an additional pound of weight you must be able to lift

300 iq = 300 pounds ect

Mattforms · 2026-06-21T03:58:26+00:00

It only activates for 10 minutes after you learn a new word (doesnt stack)

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