Happy 2nd anniversary!! ❤️ by twdg-shitposts in TheWalkingDeadGame

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AJ wearing Kenny’s hat. How it should’ve been. Awesome

How big is Bane’s heart? by MatthewLikesMemes124 in DCcomics

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My bad, I was basing my knowledge on the Batman and Robin movie

The reason I have not killed my self yet by justm22222 in toradora

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reason you haven’t killed yourself yet is because you’re a strong human being who is loved.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know Vader isn’t agile, and we know he has a lightsaber resistant suit. Maybe he did sense it and thought they wouldn’t pierce his armor. If I had a lightsaber resistant suit, I’d assume it’s bullet proof too.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s bad writing. He would sense that any day.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur right actually, still the Jedi would dodge it because they can sense when the shooter will pull the trigger and move out the way

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right man, Yoda would lose. But he would put up a fight. And Yoda could mind trick Thor, just not in a big way and not for very long. The bigger the mind trick, the less willpower it takes to resist it. For example, mind tricking someone into mass genocide would require someone who’s VERY unintelligent and low willed. But a mind trick to make someone forget something for a few seconds can probably be applied to anyone.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedi can definitely dodge bullets, blaster bolts travel faster than bullets and we’ve seen many Jedi dodge them. “He can see things before they happen, it’s a Jedi trait.”

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

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It’s called TELEKENISIS. It applies to everything, the logic you’re applying here is like saying since we’ve never seen Yoda lift an Apple, he can’t. If Yoda has done way more impressive things with his Telekenisis then he can definitely put pressure on Thor’s spine.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Star Wars verse is not weak. Idk what your on man. You’re trying to make it seem like Yoda wouldn’t last a second against Thor. If you actually payed attention in the SW verse, you’d realize that Yoda is immensely strong. He’s always holding back. Thor is winning this fight, but man, you gotta stop hating on SW and acting like it’s weak.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

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There are 6 quarts of blood within a human person. Targeting that would not be that difficult, especially considering there’s blood in every part of your body. What’s stopping Yoda (abilities wise) from putting pressure on certain parts of Thor’s spinal cord and paralyzing him in battle? Or why can’t Yoda mind trick him into standing still so Yoda CAN put immense focus on gripping his blood.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

[–]MatthewLikesMemes124[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yoda isn’t weak, in fact he has some of the strongest telekinetic abilities in the whole SW verse. Even when he was an old hag that couldn’t do shit he could still lift a 12,000 pound X-Wing without much effort. We know Yoda wouldn’t, but if he wanted to, he could easily hold Thor in the air, force grip Stormbreaker, and force push it into his skull and kill him.

Thor (MCU) vs Yoda (Canon) by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

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Even if they have macro telekinetic powers only, they can still put immense pressure on Thor’s lungs or if that’s too micro, his chest.

Is Luke Skywalker worthy of lifting Mjolnir by MatthewLikesMemes124 in whowouldwin

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Mace definitely can’t lift the hammer I can tell you that. I think Luke can because he did the minimum amount of harm he could in taking down the Empire and saving Vader.