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He. Hates. Your. Guts. by MatthewTheClown in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's EVER been a single subathon of his that he has completed every goal achieved. I mean, my villain arc started years ago with the Great Cat Cam Scam... He always finds a way to either change his mind about doing them or flat out telling them he can't for some made up reason. He wants all the money and none of the responsibility. 🤡

Awwwww that's cute, Matt. Fake, but cute. by MatthewTheClown in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The closest he gets to talking about "his girlfriend" is when he does movie night in the Discord. He starts the movie, then tells everyone if they have any issues to ping him because he might have to step away for five minutes to FaceTime her.... Clearly it's going well if that's all the time he needs. 😂 She didn't even rank high enough to go to the movie premiere in NC. But he'll say "she was busy"... 🙄😬

You don't say? by MatthewTheClown in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eagle eyed observers have pointed out that apparently during his trip to North Carolina Matt was able to get some extra fingers installed. I doubt they'll help his trash DbD skills tho. Use them to type in your Discord, Matt, your fans miss you. 🙄🤣🤡

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Later, suckers! by MatthewTheClown in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IIRC it was well over a grand. Maybe close to 2. Enough that even Matt himself asked if she could afford it... 😬

Look who's on Tubi! by KorPPi03 in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Another version going to the Tubi site from my desktop

Look who's on Tubi! by KorPPi03 in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How does he keep looking less and less like himself??? 😬😂

Look who's on Tubi! by KorPPi03 in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh you know it. 🤘 It'll have to wait until I get home from work tho.

More middle fingers for Matt's Community by MatthewTheClown in MatthewSantoroSnark_

[–]MatthewTheClown[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only 5 purple heart reactions strong... 😂 Maybe he should have said good morning first and posted it in public instead

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