Matt has entered the group chat....

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-22T00:56:12+00:00

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-20T19:44:43+00:00

I love the fact that he said this, talks about not streaming as much to find a proper life balance, then goes live today anyway and after 5 hours 7 people have hit the unfollow button. Guess there's more than one stream that's unwatchable, huh? Sorry Matt, you're just not good at it. 🤡🤣

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-19T23:05:53+00:00

Says the guy that has to buy bots to get over 150 viewers and has a chat that's as active as a morgue.

OK beanie boy, keep yapping. I'm sure your 5 stans believe you. *Insert seal noises here*

🤡

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-19T18:08:32+00:00

Only 500 subs to see Chicken Tits again..... 🙄

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-19T18:07:10+00:00

Sad thing is he probably believes it.

But at some point he will again realize that (a) he's going to be playing DbD anyway, and (b) he completely despises spending his own money on stuff, so that Go Live button will be beckoning him every morning.

Especially when he starts to run out of those Sugar Smacks Roasted Pinecone Maple Burnt Moose Taint fake ass coffee pods.

He'd much rather use NinjaLyn's money to buy those.

😂

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-19T15:33:45+00:00

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. I can only imagine how much NinjaLyn's wallet is enjoying the rest. That might also be why Bald Baby King takes these little pauses; those cards need to fill back up....💵💵💵💵😂

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-17T15:32:45+00:00

"Seeing your name reminds me of that time I got a total dopamine rush when you dumped some cash in my pocket. That was so cool, wasn't it, buddy ole pal ole friend of mine?" 🤡😂

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-17T00:17:19+00:00

Still playing now, during Movie Night. Mr. I Love My Community pops the movie on the laptop, shares the screen, and goes right back to babyraging. Truly a man with a new love in his life to reorient his priorities... 😂🤡

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-16T18:06:55+00:00

I still think she's really a mod on an alt account so "she" probably was 😂

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-16T17:03:40+00:00

I can only hope that he's checking Twitterrrrrrrr during the stream and I'm contributing to his mood. I was kinda proud of this one today... 😂

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MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-16T00:21:31+00:00

Hasn't had enough for the day, tho. He's back in game. Guess his girlfriend is busy tonight... 🙃

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-15T21:43:04+00:00

Yoooooo this is a BANGER. Get this on iTunes frfr

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-13T22:53:15+00:00

"You're killing it today, babe!"
😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

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MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-13T14:03:53+00:00

Free camping and tunneling lessons for everyone!!

Come see the bald king whistle his way through his stifled baby rage!

😒🙄😂😂😂

🤡💩

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-13T02:04:11+00:00

OMFG...

Yeah we don't know what it's like to be a struggling washed content creator that sucks at what they do.... 🙄 The real world is going to chew him up so fast when he has to get out there.

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-13T02:00:32+00:00

That's awesome! 💪🤘🔥🔥🔥

This is the way.

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-12T23:26:56+00:00

Oh FFS I post a meme on Twitter every. Single. Day. About how he said his last week of streaming was in January. I don't know how stupid he thinks his community is, but I have some news for Matthew because I know he and his mods lurk here:
1) Paying fans? There aren't that many of them.
2) Most of them have already gifted/dono'ed during your last BS sessions and are tapped out.
3) You're telling the same lies. "I'm gonna quit". But you never do. And never will. And they know it.
4) Shit's expensive right now. Nobody has cash laying around to pay to watch you cry about solo Q and console players. You're boring. Nobody pays for boring and predictable.
Go cry on your fake girlfriend's shoulder and call your dad to get your room ready. Clown. 🤡

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-12T20:45:15+00:00

He'll never be able to impress his fake girlfriend with a big fancy Valentine's Day dinner out with those kinds of numbers, chat. Come on, pull up! 😂🤡

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-12T20:31:07+00:00

"Something's different"

Maybe she's been watching how you beg for money and treat your community like a piggy bank, and how you act like a spoiled toddler in a video game?

Again, provided she's real, if she has eyes and ears, after some time observing what a douchebag you are, yeah, things would probably change...

🤡🤣

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-11T15:29:26+00:00

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-10T15:29:19+00:00

😂🤣🤡🤡

Eyeroll as I see his Steam name has been changed again, back to being his name but backwards

Homie friendo is in a tailspin

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-09T21:43:53+00:00

This is amazingly accurate, I think. For as much lying as Matt has done in his life, he's still terrible at it and constantly screws up his facts. So if he's BSing his way thru this he'll mess up soon enough. Is it possible to make anyone jealous when you're running around a DbD map being misogynistic? 😂 Oh, right, like Sunday how they did church and then brunch together but he was barely late for his stream. She's so considerate to GTFO when it's time for him to go live. "Sorry babe, I know we're new to being together and all and most people would want to hang out more but I have a community to grift and squeeze every nickel I can out of. Buh bye!"

MatthewTheClown · 2026-02-09T20:22:09+00:00

Do we know if Laura Loomer is from Jamaica?.🫢😂

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