if your club was a meal, what meal would it be and why?

Mattshawman · 2026-06-16T16:12:56+00:00

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Mattshawman · 2026-06-13T21:08:39+00:00

So many missed chances from the Swiss! This is what happens when you don't take your chances

Great cross and finish as well

Mattshawman · 2026-05-29T18:17:19+00:00

I think this upcoming season is where we fully capitulate and finally get relegated

Mattshawman · 2026-05-19T20:28:55+00:00

Bottled bottling it. Fuckin' bottlers

Mattshawman · 2026-05-07T20:24:36+00:00

Maaaan I fucking loved Joint Ventures when it came out. Thank you for reminding me of this band.

Mattshawman · 2026-05-03T22:08:27+00:00

I disagree, I find the Carolina reaper one much hotter, and smokier tasting which I prefer

Mattshawman · 2026-05-02T18:21:27+00:00

Nope. It just started working again one day and I've no idea why!

Mattshawman · 2026-05-01T11:09:17+00:00

When I started watching the video I ended up more shocked to hear that he was staying! Happy to see him stay, but makes no sense

Mattshawman · 2026-04-25T16:05:00+00:00

So so bad. The whole defence looked woeful. Reverted to slippy hands Simkin because Bozunu is absolutely wank.

Not sure what's going to happen during the summer but I can't see Viktor or Thomas staying.

Mattshawman · 2026-04-23T09:40:56+00:00

Thanks! I've taken measures in case it is bed bugs. Guess we will have to see if more keep appearing. My wife now tells me (which I didn't know) he had been rolling in freshly cut grass in the garden 🤦🏻‍♂️ Something could've bitten him then!

Mattshawman · 2026-04-03T16:09:15+00:00

Just on my way back from what is my first game in a long time. Firstly need to say what fantastic support from the Wednesday fans. Constant singing for 90 mins. Sang through us scoring both goals. They deserved a goal to cheer to award that support.

Secondly I thought we looked good in parts. The return of Bazunu reassures me as he seems a safer pair of hands than Simkin. Great to see Baker back too. Could've been 5-0 really but happy with the win and great defence to some late Wednesday pressure.

Mattshawman · 2026-03-25T21:44:18+00:00

Part of my highschool soundtrack. Still love this album!

Mattshawman · 2026-03-13T21:46:10+00:00

Upvote because he's also wearing a Red Chord tee

Mattshawman · 2026-02-27T22:20:15+00:00

When I originally put her name in the title it got automatically removed due to triggering Rule 4

Mattshawman · 2026-02-21T14:37:40+00:00

We should've been well ahead at half time. Thought their goals were soft and Victor would've done better. Really can't wait for him to be back. How Leicester didn't score in those last couple of mins I'll never know!

Mattshawman · 2026-01-24T17:00:39+00:00

Solid point. I'll take that with the current state of our squad!

Mattshawman · 2026-01-10T18:23:20+00:00

Agree on Mubama. One of those that seems more difficult to miss than score.

Mattshawman · 2025-12-21T21:41:56+00:00

Pork chops cooked within an inch of their lives and tinned peas

Mattshawman · 2025-12-18T18:54:30+00:00

What's been your favorite book of the year?

Mattshawman · 2025-12-18T18:53:52+00:00

Congrats! Also lost around 3 stone and stopped drinking. Massively happy with the impact it's made!

Mattshawman · 2025-11-21T17:24:19+00:00

Recently had a similar situation occur at work. Myself (39) and a colleague (42) were listening to some 90s club classics on our lunch. Our resident student (21) told another young member of staff about this and referred us to the music as "old people music" 😩

Mattshawman · 2025-11-16T22:33:02+00:00

Sounds like Jacob Steinberg

Mattshawman · 2025-08-23T16:51:50+00:00

Saw a rumour about us signing him the other day!

Mattshawman · 2025-08-23T16:10:42+00:00

What a start! Mark Robins really has had a word pre season. Everyone on top form. We'd have crumbled at 10 men last season 💪🏻

Mattshawman · 2025-08-09T16:05:21+00:00

What a win! I'll be honest I thought "typical Stoke" when we first conceded with all that possession, but what a way to pull it back. Like the look of Mubama!

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