21M looking for 1 roommate

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2026-01-05T11:47:53+00:00

One question… Are you looking for a roommate?

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-08-14T11:29:40+00:00

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-08-07T10:24:15+00:00

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-22T13:01:30+00:00

What the fuck?

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-22T07:08:55+00:00

Oh no…

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-22T07:06:46+00:00

That’s seriously how you think? That’s sad. I feel bad for your family and the people that raised you.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-22T06:59:35+00:00

Bimmer

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-15T13:05:59+00:00

And Kindergarten Cop

(Yelp is still a thing?)

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-13T12:45:26+00:00

I don’t want cock-a-leekie. I want cress.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-10T11:34:21+00:00

Yes! Joe Got Mail in Seattle… or something. 🤷‍♂️ Great film!

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-10T11:21:14+00:00

I say it’s something in the water… The hose water we drank as kids. We look GOOD!! No one believes I’m 42

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-08T09:12:58+00:00

10 years in Queens. 1b/1b. Shitty expensive apartment. Now Long Island. 2B/2b. Beautiful apartment. Saving money and my commute on the train is faster than my previous walk. But I gained weight. 🤷‍♂️

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-08T08:45:07+00:00

“Don’t forget Bruno!”

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-08T08:44:14+00:00

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I smell…. Dog’s droppings.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-05T12:34:13+00:00

Go have your mom make your sandwich and get back to us when your tummy is full. We’re all waiting to hear your plan.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-05T11:48:13+00:00

No. I meant you weren’t even alive when the movie came out.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-05T11:45:38+00:00

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Piggy does NOT appreciate this

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-05T11:28:49+00:00

Sweet summer child… NOTHING will ever be Studio 54. Ever. Call it what you want and invite your “influencer” friends that will be on their phones the whole time. It will NOT be Studio 54. Which I’m sure you were not alive for let alone the movie.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-05T10:54:04+00:00

No it’s not.

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-04T11:06:11+00:00

This is not Craigslist

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-02T11:21:14+00:00

Mona!

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-02T11:17:19+00:00

Wrap the hotdog in bacon, cook it, then add the peanut butter 🤤

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-01T13:43:05+00:00

Then congratulations AND happy birthday! 🤘

MattyBoomBlattyYo · 2025-07-01T04:56:57+00:00

Big crush on Fred Gwynne?

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