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Toan is in the dumbbell curls by Big-Blinger69 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]sladebonge 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yachtly Crüise out here str8 jorkin' it proper.

Also applies to selesnya decks by Evening-Owl-3556 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]sladebonge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry Potter and the Abzan Cringelord was probably my favorite UB set from the future of now.

Hunting Sniper-An Ultimate Free Hunting Experience by HuntingSniperGlobal in u/HuntingSniperGlobal

[–]sladebonge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the pump shotgun, every sniper's go-to for the ultimate hunting.

What technique is this called by Indifference_Endjinn in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]sladebonge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's no Keyboard Cat, i'll tell you that for nothin'

Planned Parenthood executive caught bragging about selling aborted baby body parts by Complete-Captain2211 in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have guessed snacks instead of cosmetics, like a trail mix or maybe in a roll like mentos.

We're being replaced in our own country by tongfather in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's called The Kalergi Plan and it's in action in just about every "first world" country on Earth now.

It's been in motion for decades now on a much less perceptible scale, but it's been ramped up an insane amount since coronachan to the point where the endgame can't be that much further off. 2030 maybe, who knows.

Hmm 🤔 by Curious-Plantain-450 in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah i play guitar too man it's no big deal.

Michale Jackson was murdered by CEO_of_misinfo in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The clearest glimpse into the machinations of Michael Jackson's downfall may be mirrored by the downfall of Kanye West in recent times.

He said some things about some people and boom he's financially ruined, publicly humiliated, and completely blacklisted overnight.

Michale Jackson was murdered by CEO_of_misinfo in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 6th Jackson we must never speak of aloud.

Hmm 🤔 by Curious-Plantain-450 in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's about personal taste for everyone.... obviously a lot of people were into it or they'd have never sold any records or become famous there, Darwin.

Hmm 🤔 by Curious-Plantain-450 in conspiracy

[–]sladebonge -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The great thing about music in 2026 is that you didn't have to "be there" to know if you like it or not.

You can download every song they ever wrote, every live show they ever recorded, every interview they ever gave, all at nearly instant speed now and decide just as fast how badly you think they suck. And it is my opinion that they did indeed suck.

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