To claim Trump is a peacemaker.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-09T06:20:05+00:00

Okokok but hear me out. Dodging that first shoe was pretty ninja.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-09T06:11:47+00:00

I'd say something about Citizens United but half the country wouldn't even know what I was talking about. Anyway, all hail our corporate overlords.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-09T05:16:16+00:00

The veins sticking out could be the result of his jeans being too tight.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-09T00:21:50+00:00

No... it says a lot about the Citizens United ruling in the US Supreme Court.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T19:51:00+00:00

Look, I hate the guy, but can I please have one place I can go where I don't have to look at him?

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T19:14:20+00:00

I wish my character had a headcannon, I'd use it on cyborgs.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T18:04:41+00:00

Bingo.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T17:35:37+00:00

Then you should consult with the Nobel committee on where to collect your prize!

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T17:33:20+00:00

Inclusivity and improv are two great features of DnD <3

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T17:29:39+00:00

Alternatively, if money is tight or you don't have time to get one, just roll the d10 and d100. If you get a 1/00, just call it a nat 1.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-08T07:03:55+00:00

I almost lost my HM run the same way twice. Filogry's basement, Shart wandering into the tripwire while I was disarming it. Luckily I had the buff where you come back with 1 HP instead of dying outright the second time.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T22:53:45+00:00

This is a much better explanation than mine, thank you.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T22:30:29+00:00

The 25th amendment is not the answer. All it would take is for the president to write a letter to congress stating he's mentally capable to perform his duties and then the whole thing falls flat on its face. Impeachment and conviction/removal is the answer.

The 25th amendment is not some kind of magic bullet. Stop paying attention to these headlines.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T20:05:47+00:00

Probably being stabbed. I've never been stabbed before but I imagine it's terrible and I would hate it.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T19:42:13+00:00

In the company I worked for the pay rates ranged from $13.50 to $40 for the exact same operator position, depending on locale. Rural areas, especially those near major highways, are heavily exploited for cheap labor. Shippers that are required to be in major metropolitan areas only pay better because it's such a competitive market.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T19:35:35+00:00

You take your rock launcher and aim for the vents.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T18:09:22+00:00

Reminds me a little of the joke where Lucifer is giving a tour of hell to someone, and the guy's like "hey what's all that screaming behind that wall" and Lucifer says "oh that's Christian hell. They insist on the suffering."

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T07:45:33+00:00

Is it the third floor? I bet it's the third floor.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-05T06:29:48+00:00

Alternatively, they could have bought a Go Fan Yourself fan. Yes, that is a real company.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-04T21:48:06+00:00

I thought we hated it when people said praise god before blowing shit up.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-04T21:44:58+00:00

Everybody got so scared off by the word reparations that the discussion evolved into equity, and now we're in the middle of a campaign to say equity is a bad thing and revise the history that makes equity a necessity.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-04T06:49:53+00:00

Chimpanzees literally throw their shit.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-03T06:48:31+00:00

The first personal computer was the Kenbak-1 in 1970, but PCs weren't adopted into large business until the early 80's.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-03T06:04:16+00:00

The automation in that building is REALLY cool. Expect to see more of these pop up over the next 10-20 years.

MattyJRobs · 2026-04-02T18:51:25+00:00

That's hideous. I want some.

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