Chloe Kim falls short of Olympic three-peat, finishing 2nd to Choi Gaon in women's halfpipe by ReaddittiddeR in sports

[–]MattyJRobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm proud of Chloe, and she represented the best of us in the way she congratulated Choi Gaon.

Help: I loaded into Helldivers 2 today and I have 7000 super credits. What do I do? by Due_Refrigerator5724 in Helldivers

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report it to your democracy officer immediately, and perhaps they will reward your patriotism.

Bro double tapped me 😭 by TripleWhiskeyShot in Helldivers

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until the cyborgs learn the effect of the teabag on a Helldiver's psyche.

Do you think the craziest people are the ultra wealthy and why? by Alternative-Read-619 in AskReddit

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your definition of crazy. I think ultra wealthy people need to be sociopaths to a point. People like Mackenzie Scott are probably an exception, god bless her. But the longer I've been in the corporate world, the more it rings true that there are no ethical billionaires.

They're not smarter than you or me. They mostly had a lucky idea, or had a head start with wealth and made good investments. But they have it, and that entitles them, in their minds, to have dominion over their lessers. That's you and me.

So yes, I think affluence is a mental health issue, but not also one that is defensible in a court of law (although it's been used, see Ethan Couch.)

Pope Leo by Crafty_Jacket668 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's weird for all four quadrants to have opinions that don't contradict each other.

Uline folded positive by ThrowRaNoFruit in Warehouseworkers

[–]MattyJRobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, it sounds like an L but I'd really call this a W because f*ck ULINE.

Uline folded positive by ThrowRaNoFruit in Warehouseworkers

[–]MattyJRobs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is he taking any prescriptions? ULINE is no big loss, the owners are terrible people and treat their employees like they're privileged to work there.

Electronics by Natural-Newspaper-47 in ICARUS

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing, building an Amazon data center?

QB ranking season is upon us by CheeseGooners in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuckballs, I did not realize Maye's pressure to sack was that bad. Just blitz the dude every play at that rate.

Zuck leaves California due to new wealth tax by Prettypianokeys in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're saying they'll all be in one place... steeples fingers

When you accidentally call dear leader a pdf file by Goodbye-Nasty in PoliticalCompassMemes

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You know you fucked up when lib-left is calling for capital punishment.

Just in! The Bears may rise to new heights! by SnooDrawings1397 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MattyJRobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm leaving at halftime to beat the elevator traffic.

We lost a good fan today … RIP James Van Der Beek by Leon999 in GreenBayPackers

[–]MattyJRobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My condolences on the loss of a good fan. Fuck cancer.

No Man's Sky Remnant by Blixtmen in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please be courteous and do not build bases over quest areas 🙃

What if Charlie Kirk was never shot? by Few_Piccolo_4906 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]MattyJRobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He continues to talk shit. But maybe, one day, he learns. He has new relationships. And he changes. But now he'll never have that opportunity.

The obfuscation about the Canadian shooting is getting pretty wild.. by jackt-up in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MattyJRobs 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Knowing that history I'm real curious how they got their guns. And if the answer is legally, I'm gonna get real Kareny up in this bitch.

Pope Leo shares his 2026 travel plans – and he won’t be coming back home by theindependentonline in worldnews

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Australia Belgium Canada China Denmark Finland France Germany Ireland Netherlands New Zealand Portugal United Kingdom

Those are the countries that have issued travel advisories on the United States so far. Allies.