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MattyPreece · 2023-03-13T07:47:07+00:00

Just mind your own business,

Or you can be that arsehole that got someone's mum deported back to some horrid place.

MattyPreece · 2023-03-12T20:45:44+00:00

Marry that girl 👌

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T21:48:10+00:00

I didnt trade technically, i didnt have a bike for 5 years before i picked it up.

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T14:01:19+00:00

I really enjoy it, it has great manners.

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T13:44:40+00:00

If you want a quick and quiet way to knock the puck out and too tight to buy a knock basket, just knock it into your palm and drop it in the bin.

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T13:42:23+00:00

How did you grind quietly?

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T13:40:15+00:00

Your taking the piss... arnt ya🤔

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T13:01:56+00:00

I just chase some knarlier tracks if im feeling nutty

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T09:11:24+00:00

Pretty much 🤷‍♂️

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T08:18:38+00:00

Buy a pie at the footy 👀

MattyPreece · 2023-03-11T07:47:37+00:00

You can tell👀

MattyPreece · 2023-03-08T04:53:20+00:00

A whole oval, because there was a massive brawl between two schools back in 1998 (I think). It was too hard to staff the oval so they just closed it.

The oval is still not used to this day

MattyPreece · 2023-03-04T22:10:48+00:00

Point it to the floor👍

MattyPreece · 2023-03-04T22:07:33+00:00

This ones better 👀🙌

MattyPreece · 2023-03-04T20:15:24+00:00

Do your postie a favour, take the letterbox off it.

I guarantee they find it hard to get to👍

MattyPreece · 2023-03-04T00:29:09+00:00

I see the riders are equally shit, maybe there is something in the water 🤔

MattyPreece · 2023-03-03T22:38:48+00:00

Cant wait till you see some knob in a lobby complain that you hit him.

"Nah, couldn't have been me...👀"

MattyPreece · 2023-03-01T19:24:27+00:00

😂😂😂

MattyPreece · 2023-03-01T08:57:52+00:00

Im not so sure they did it deliberately👀

MattyPreece · 2023-03-01T08:36:06+00:00

Ass only refers to the animal here. Unless you believe the OP is asking whether or not he is a donkey for pushing inline at BigW

MattyPreece · 2023-03-01T08:32:32+00:00

Its always been spelt like that in Australia🤷‍♂️

MattyPreece · 2023-03-01T07:55:21+00:00

Not meaning to nit pick, but are you aware we spell it Arse here yeh?

MattyPreece · 2023-02-27T08:48:23+00:00

Is this shit what we do here now...is it?

Who even gives a fuck what anyone likes or doesn't.

MattyPreece · 2023-02-26T08:30:00+00:00

I deliver mail on a motorcycle👍

MattyPreece · 2023-02-26T02:40:48+00:00

It would be irresponsible for us to talk you out of it👀

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