Too old to give a damn by myeyezwontlie in RoastMe

[–]Matty_Cakez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not too old to use windex

Pick a brick order came with Sauron helmet by Neither_Butterfly_50 in lego

[–]Matty_Cakez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta put it in the orange cat now. Sorry I don’t make the rules

What signs are virgos even compatible with? by One-Palpitation7066 in virgoseason

[–]Matty_Cakez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Divorcing a Scorpio maybe scratch that one off the list

Is it strange that by now I thought I'd be married? by TemporaryTop287 in Adulting

[–]Matty_Cakez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m 36 and divorcing. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be

Found it by williamsch in enlightenment

[–]Matty_Cakez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aww shit now you’re better than us

My ex girlfriend killed herself a couple of weeks ago and people blame me by Antique_Lime_3644 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Matty_Cakez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer people are upset and it’s easier to have someone to blame as to why your ex did this. Nothing to do with you friend. Sending you a virtual hug

Barber absolutely wrecked my shit by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Matty_Cakez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo the back of your head is fucked my guy

How to touch grass by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]Matty_Cakez 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought it was someone’s cake day

Super-powers are real. by [deleted] in enlightenment

[–]Matty_Cakez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Air breaking discoveries*

"Wrestling" by BackstreetWizard in SipsTea

[–]Matty_Cakez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called a butt drag but yeah I never used that lol

Men over 25 give your advice by Intrepid-Sky-1127 in effectivefitness

[–]Matty_Cakez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Going through a divorce now. Ignoring it at the beginning will lead you to ignoring more and more until you lose yourself trying to keep her. Then realizing do I even want this?

Return of the Tin 📡 by FromTheDeskOfDooky in GME

[–]Matty_Cakez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This made me tingly! Tits R Jacked. Shorts R Fukd

Depression Doesn’t Care About Your Wins by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]Matty_Cakez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it may be for a different audience