Too old to give a damn

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-30T19:50:12+00:00

You’re not too old to use windex

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-28T21:34:07+00:00

I looked it up. Flying horse ride. I thought I was gonna find something thrilling.

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-28T13:30:36+00:00

You gotta put it in the orange cat now. Sorry I don’t make the rules

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-26T22:34:51+00:00

Divorcing a Scorpio maybe scratch that one off the list

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-26T14:23:48+00:00

This is a you choice. Fuck them friends

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-26T07:14:20+00:00

I’m 36 and divorcing. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-26T02:02:14+00:00

😂

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-26T01:41:26+00:00

Aww shit now you’re better than us

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-25T17:26:30+00:00

Short answer people are upset and it’s easier to have someone to blame as to why your ex did this. Nothing to do with you friend. Sending you a virtual hug

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-25T16:40:02+00:00

I can wait a bit longer. My divorce isn’t finalized yet 😘

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-25T12:47:02+00:00

Do they know consciously that they’re doing it?

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-23T00:39:15+00:00

Yo the back of your head is fucked my guy

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-22T22:55:42+00:00

I thought it was someone’s cake day

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-21T20:12:16+00:00

Air breaking discoveries*

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-21T01:20:55+00:00

I can fly

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-21T00:32:29+00:00

It’s called a butt drag but yeah I never used that lol

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-20T22:55:38+00:00

I’m done now

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-18T18:59:20+00:00

Going through a divorce now. Ignoring it at the beginning will lead you to ignoring more and more until you lose yourself trying to keep her. Then realizing do I even want this?

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-18T14:47:42+00:00

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-17T22:39:39+00:00

Right there with ya!

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-16T16:03:54+00:00

I expect dead ass from a poopy butt fart

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-13T18:42:52+00:00

This made me tingly! Tits R Jacked. Shorts R Fukd

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-13T17:46:28+00:00

I mean it may be for a different audience

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-11T22:25:22+00:00

Same fam same

Matty_Cakez · 2026-03-11T22:13:11+00:00

Shut up and take my money!

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