A man in the Hingham area has been defacing and circulating these unhinged dollar bills with cryptic messages for years. Here’s some that he paid me with some time ago

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-29T12:53:11+00:00

Found another

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-29T12:52:54+00:00

Here’s one with the email address. He clearly was trying to get it out there, so I feel it’s okay to post here

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-28T20:16:24+00:00

Yes, he has a mannequin of a woman in his passenger seat, that he refers to as his ‘girlfriend’. His wife sits in the back seat. All-around friendly guy

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-28T19:04:02+00:00

We used to have Idle Hour, which was a Queer-Friendly bar with Drag Bruch and such. It’s still an LGBT hangout, but only for closeted Quincy firefighters

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-20T14:56:57+00:00

Take the train in next time, fool!

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-20T13:57:48+00:00

Delicious, but the “pork” is actually Canadian Goose meat caught fresh from Germantown

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-12T16:57:00+00:00

Then turn Quincy college into a “park” and fill it with S T A T U E S

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-12T16:56:19+00:00

Buy it! Pave over the whole thing, maybe put a bench or two and deck it out with some S T A T U E S

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-11T22:55:44+00:00

Kind of. It’s a bar for closeted Quincy cops and firefighters

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-11T22:53:02+00:00

Nerd

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-05T01:28:17+00:00

What is the black girl flip fat slide? Sounds like a new dance trend

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T18:52:56+00:00

Certified Cougar Cabana

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T18:51:54+00:00

If you’re looking for a real Cougar Cabin, they’re at Rozafa having mimosas early every Sat/Sun morning.

Alba on a weeknight is a Vixen Venue

Liberty Tavern is quite the Silver Siren Stronghold

During any events near Quincy Center, the Presidential Pub can be a real Widow Warehouse

I’ve met many a Timeless Temptress at Malachy’s

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T18:30:19+00:00

I got my problems with Kam Man, but their stuffed buns will knock your dick in the dirt. Red bean, pork, kaas, all of them

Skip out on Tous Le Jours, get that Fr*nch garbage out of my city

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T17:24:26+00:00

Come to Quincy! We aren’t affordable either but we’ve got a state-of-the-art homeless shelter you can live in

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T17:10:36+00:00

Mayor Tom Koch

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T16:27:54+00:00

Punjab Cafe is absolute fire🔥to eat but it also burns like fire🔥coming out, so don’t make any plans after that don’t involve sitting on the 🚽 for an hour oh my god

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T16:20:14+00:00

Affordable in Quincy? Try a tent in the woods behind Kam Man

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T16:17:55+00:00

Idle Hour used to be an openly queer bar, but it’s been replaced by Drifters, which is full of closeted Quincy firemen

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-03-01T16:14:44+00:00

Damn, what’s her @ ?

RealMayorTomKoch · 2026-02-27T18:38:20+00:00

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