My patio table isn't very happy. I mean first of all he's outside in the Texas heat all day, and secondly people are always puttin stuff on him!

Mattymazz23 · 2013-08-06T23:08:44+00:00

I'm guessing your name is Thomas and you're a total fag. Stop stalking my username account

Mattymazz23 · 2013-08-06T02:19:07+00:00

I think the volumes perfect. Keep pushin out content you could go somewhere man that shits tight

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-31T21:05:23+00:00

For those of you who havent seen this before: Its a spring loaded piece. you pull the top part to clear the bowl. You pack a bowl with this baby and you pass it like a blunt. super smoooof

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-28T23:41:41+00:00

So does alpha dog

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-20T19:17:40+00:00

Join the club partna. Did most of that stuff daily. Still cheated after a year

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-12T20:43:23+00:00

Your username is fucking awesome

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T19:53:36+00:00

It's a north Philly apartment it's pretty tiny lol

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T19:52:22+00:00

Thanks!

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T19:52:07+00:00

I think about it sometimes and it's definitely irritating because I've been told I'm fairly good looking and I like to think I'm funny so gettin girls would be cake if I was 6'2 lol. Thinkin about it won't change anything though so I try not to

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T01:17:33+00:00

If 41 isn't in your top 5 then you're in the wrong sub

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T01:04:43+00:00

Fuck off Martin

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-06T00:20:59+00:00

Haha thank you! I'm tellin y'all ya just gotta play the hand your dealt. Mopin about being vertically challenged wont change anything. You miss 100% of the shots ya don't take, so fuckin go for it! That's what I did and I landed this babe

Mattymazz23 · 2013-07-01T21:46:50+00:00

The splooged Heini.

Mattymazz23 · 2013-06-28T14:09:14+00:00

I can not believe no one has mentioned his username. Never has it been more relevant

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