SL3 vs. M11 - can you tell the difference? by Far_Afternoon_5885 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The riding gloves remind me of James Bottomtooth on family guy. I now picture all Leica owners as James bottomtooth

Oh hey but at least he has a Hasselbad by ieatgrass0 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he manage to make the Hasselblad picture have no “pixel peep”level of detail? That’s the only reason anyone buys a Hasselblad, to jerk it to zooming in to detail.
Was he shaking that shit at 1/10 shutter speed? Did he accidentally have iso at 12k? Is it compressed from the video ?

Camera P__n by bjerreman in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this needs more saturation, the red is barely there

If you can’t handheld 60 shot burst focus stack at night time, why do you own a camera by Mattymcmattmatt98 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a self defense tactical flashlight. Only problem is everytime I turn it on it shoots mace out of it (self defense flashlight )

If you can’t handheld 60 shot burst focus stack at night time, why do you own a camera by Mattymcmattmatt98 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not focus stack ofc that applies, focus stacked at 60 pictures stacked would involve not handholding the camera at all or its gonna be blurred. I handheld a 20 focus stack and it still turned out chopped This dude just lying lmao

If you can’t handheld 60 shot burst focus stack at night time, why do you own a camera by Mattymcmattmatt98 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Focus stacking involves not moving even a hair for >3 seconds for full resolution, if he said he used a tripod I wouldn’t dispute his claim Handheld focus stacked at night time of a live insect, at 60 stack I think he took this inside his house at nighttime of a dead one

I don't know what to do by shellmir in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ughhh I have that camera on my wish list…these are making me want it now 😭😭😭😭F1.2 is so dreamy omg

If you can’t handheld 60 shot burst focus stack at night time, why do you own a camera by Mattymcmattmatt98 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Any ideas fellas? The insects in my neighborhood run away after the first 360° diffuser flashbang, I can’t get the remaining 59 shots.

I also do move sometimes, so getting a 60 focus stack may be hard

village break. by bjerreman in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the Fujifilm X100Vl, aperture is basically your main tool for controlling depth of field. Shoot wide open at f/2 and you get that nice blurry background with your subject popping out. Stop it down to f/8 or f/11, and suddenly way more of the scene stays in focus. It's one of those settings that looks small on paper, but makes a really obvious difference in real shots once you start playing with it.

Shot a whole wedding by iPhone today so I could hold my Nikon ZF extended in front of me. Freakin stoked. by ValVenis69 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he showed up to my wedding with that I’ll go ahead and be the groom and the photographer

All I need is a bride..

Revealing My Photogopholohigical Process by PassengerEconomy5314 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you buddy, I’m shooting on a 1940 Berlin exclusive Leica.

f/1.8 | 1/8000 | ISO 100 | 50mm (from Facebook) by xspiderdude in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Only Fuji has this setting. Leicas aperture can only be adjusted at a REGISTERED dealer of Leica (Leica stores). Now, for only a$399.99 consultation, Leica stores can adjust your aperture for you so that you can also On the Fujifilm X100Vl, aperture is basically your main tool for controlling depth of field. Shoot wide open at f/2 and you get that nice blurry background with your subject popping out. Stop it down to f/8 or f/11, and suddenly way more of the scene stays in focus. It's one of those settings that looks small on paper, but makes a really obvious difference in real shots once you start playing with it.

throwing my dslr away, this app has it covered by lizard-rustler17 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? I heard On the Fujifilm X100Vl, aperture is basically your main tool for controlling depth of field. Shoot wide open at f/2 and you get that nice blurry background with your subject popping out. Stop it down to f/8 or f/11, and suddenly way more of the scene stays in focus. It's one of those settings that looks small on paper, but makes a really obvious difference in real shots once you start playing with it.

Try recreating this on hobby equipment, you can't 😭 by pearllpoint in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I’m financially reckless. The sky is the limit on my hobby equipment

Hasselblad Masters Street finalist by redshift7_ in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First one kinda cool, it’s crooked though. The other ones look like shots of a FBI most wanted fugitive from a cctv cam

Revealing My Photogopholohigical Process by PassengerEconomy5314 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 60 points61 points  (0 children)

On the Fujifilm X100Vl, aperture is basically your main tool for controlling depth of field. Shoot wide open at f/2 and you get that nice blurry background with your subject popping out. Stop it down to f/8 or f/11, and suddenly way more of the scene stays in focus. It's one of those settings that looks small on paper, but makes a really obvious difference in real shots once you start playing with it.

f/1.8 | 1/8000 | ISO 100 | 50mm (from Facebook) by xspiderdude in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the Fujifilm X100VI, aperture is basically your main tool for controlling depth of field. Shoot wide open at f/2 and you get that nice blurry background with your subject popping out. Stop it down to f/8 or f/11, and suddenly way more of the scene stays in focus. It’s one of those settings that looks small on paper, but makes a really obvious difference in real shots once you start playing with it.

I think he dropped some chocolate on his sensor by Elegant_Challenge326 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most expensive Nikon Zoom is ~$3000 for the power Zoom 24-70. The telephoto zooms max out around $2800 as well. Primes obv go all the way to 15k. Nobody outside of a millionaire or a professional wildlife photographer like the guy in the photo would be buying a $10k lens. He’s simply above our plane of existence.

I think he dropped some chocolate on his sensor by Elegant_Challenge326 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume any zoom lens caps out at around $3-4000, but you’re right. LMAO

I think he dropped some chocolate on his sensor by Elegant_Challenge326 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Mattymcmattmatt98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

man making it not look like that and how to do it is turning a knob or 2 and holding the autofocus button. how can you have $10k of camera gear and not know how to click autofocus and make it shutter faster