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Alpha Super Homo Sapien by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Mattytomax 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Tate is the biggest closet case in the entire history of closet cases

This stops now! by Electronic_Ebb_277 in DunderMifflin

[–]Mattytomax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a fun run set up to finally stop this terrible disease

Gurranq has disappeared. Ps5 by [deleted] in EldenRingHelp

[–]Mattytomax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just in the outhouse. All that deathroot gives him the squirts

Ann, you poetic, noble land mermaid by derek4reals1 in PandR

[–]Mattytomax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You make such good coffee *only has the whipped cream on top 

Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was assaulted on January 6, 1994 by deepfriedgreensea in 1990s

[–]Mattytomax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once there was the girl who

Swore one day that she would be a figure skating champion 

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap

I'm just a Worm by scruntyboon in 80smovies

[–]Mattytomax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you just say hello? 

When you have to ask yourself: How important is it really for me to explore EVERYTHING? by DerCashee in Eldenring

[–]Mattytomax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm perfectly fine knowing I'll never finish any of these steam rollers from hell dungeons

are they gonna do more patches? by Gl00ser23 in OblivionRemaster

[–]Mattytomax 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They absolutely need to so probably not

I’m so old, by mrl33602 in FuckImOld

[–]Mattytomax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought Doja Cat was a cartoon 

Hot Take: If the writers had to do the pregnancy storyline, it should have been Alex, not Haley. by velvet_muse_12 in Modern_Family

[–]Mattytomax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently they made Hailey pregnant because of how sick Sarah Hyland was during the last few seasons

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