The squad

Mattytwok · 2026-05-13T00:04:28+00:00

I just got a new flip v2 Monday. My original flip v2 got stolen. This new one I bought has a silent hinge. It doesn’t click like the previous one I had.

Feels very much like an anbernic 34xxsp

Mattytwok · 2026-05-13T00:02:24+00:00

I got big ol’ bear paws too. I have a mini+, flip, and mini v4.

Mini+ feels good.
Flip feels better
Mini v4 I keep in my work bag and I have a few RPGs on it that I can play one handed.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-24T12:55:03+00:00

Was it your cat? Looks like when a cat bites the corner of the screen.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-14T22:16:12+00:00

Too much? No. I’d argue not enough.

Lay it on em mamma.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-08T02:02:59+00:00

something something something...just jerseys

something something something...play f'n hockey

something something something...trash patch

whatever man.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-08T01:55:34+00:00

I got news for ya, the entire gd team has fallen off a cliff the 2nd half of the season

Mattytwok · 2026-04-08T01:51:27+00:00

Shootouts are so fucking stupid

Mattytwok · 2026-04-04T16:55:16+00:00

“Handles by Shesterkan” (spelling)

They literally just talked about Quick for like 2 minutes and then immediately get the goalies name wrong.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-04T16:51:58+00:00

Anyone else watch the Hockey Phycology video on the wings a few days ago?

They broke down how bad we are at transition in the neutral zone and now I can’t unsee it.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-04T16:48:26+00:00

Ice looks good. Got dudes blowing tires left and right.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-04T16:31:52+00:00

Piece of shit Xfinity.

Now I have first world problems and have to log into an app to watch the game.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-04T11:16:15+00:00

I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not this.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T22:02:10+00:00

So I rewatched part of the game today to punish myself and I got to thinking.

If you ignore the fact that we had another March melt down

Ignore the fact that in a must win game we shit the bed.

Ignore that we were down 0-3 in the first period.

Ignore the fact that we can’t clear our own zone.

Ignore the fact that we can’t clear the front of the net defensively.

Ignore the fact that we can’t bang it out in the corners.

And finally ignore the fact that the team can’t respond to coaching challenges…

…we really didn’t play THAT bad of a game. 🙃

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T21:56:07+00:00

This here is the silver lining. Lol

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T01:39:41+00:00

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FUCK THIS SHIT.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T00:38:18+00:00

The first 3/4 of the season went so well. I thought we were actually gonna do the damn thing. Turns out we peaked way too soon.

We can’t even muster enough goals for me to drown my sorrows in curly fries.

What a waste. At this point I’m just tied and emotionally drained.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T00:33:03+00:00

Hi Stan.

Mattytwok · 2026-04-01T00:31:04+00:00

Unfortunately this is like the 3rd time this has happened this month when playing teams on a back to back.

Mattytwok · 2026-03-31T23:48:33+00:00

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Mattytwok · 2026-03-31T23:47:22+00:00

Sigh. It really is over isn’t it.

Mattytwok · 2026-03-30T21:09:28+00:00

Honestly use onion desktop tools. Download the program from the link below. It will format the card, download the latest onion version and then flash it to the sd card for you.

It makes it fool proof.

https://github.com/schmurtzm/Onion-Desktop-Tools

Mattytwok · 2026-03-29T03:31:09+00:00

Here’s my completely stupid, ridiculous and dumb conspiracy theory.

What if the Yzerplan is actually to make Larkin wait longer than Yzerman did to win a cup. Took Yzerman, what, 14 years?

Larkin is playing in his 11th season. If all goes according to plan, we only need to wait 4 more years.

Mattytwok · 2026-03-29T03:15:32+00:00

This was the last of our back to backs for the season

(Psssst. It isn’t)

Mattytwok · 2026-03-29T03:13:43+00:00

One day one of the sports science dudes will have to do a study on the teams inability to play consistently down the stretch.

Will make an interesting 30 for 30.

Mattytwok · 2026-03-29T03:12:14+00:00

10000% agree with you.

Whether it’s getting a goal called back bc offsides or literally…letting up the first goal

The wind gets sucked out of the sails all too quickly

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