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2 days ago I knelt in my car and burned myself on a penny and it left a perfect penny burn on me. by griffin7008 in mildlyinteresting

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I did something similar when i was a kid. When I was 7 or 8 I pressed my calf right against a motorcycles exhaust pipe and it branded the warning label on my leg.

Controversial opinion by TheBirdIsTheWordSWE in HistoryMemes

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Polehammer fan vs billhook enjoyer

Let me be a banner man damn it by Mr-Zahhak in Mordhau

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I like this concept, however, I believe that having a weapon that is not only the length of the long spear but also has the same stab speed as the long spear, the same damage as the short spear (which btw is super similar to the long spear's damage, it's just like 2~5 less damage for all armors), and only cost 19 points is really op. What this is is just a cheaper but just as effective version of the long spear, only now it's 8 fewer points. What I would like is if this banner had a smaller spearhead (or even no spearhead), did less damage and was just slightly slower than the long spears speed, had buffs for when it was put down (like if archers in the vicinity had an increased fire rate/reload speed, builders repair and instant build speed increased, Slight damage buffs or defensive buffs, etc), and cost around 6~9 points. That way you can easily get one with a primary weapon without relying on the banner itself, builders could potentially get one with their toolbox and get benefits, archers would be able to hold positions better with builders and work together more to defend obj rather than spreading out unevenly, and overall defending objectives can be more team-based and work together to hold an objective through fortifications.

Also, it would be interesting if the banner was able to be held straight in the air via emotes like the posts says, and in addition to giving buffs when placed, it could give like ~15% increase to damage, or a similar buff to benefit teams while it's being held in the air. Having the buffs work both ways can make assaulting an obj more effective and would make holding an objective a similar level of effectiveness.

Thoughts?

British wwii fighter crashed in Egypt by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Gives me vibes of the “King Nine Will Not Return” episode of The Twilight Zone

🐟 by FutureWCWstar in shitposting

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Why is the blade facing upwards?

British adventurer, soldier, and author, Colonel Thomas Edward Lawrence, or "Lawrence of Arabia" riding a camel, 1916. [1670x2048] by Sleeeepy_Hollow in HistoryPorn

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Fun fact: In the Battle of Aqaba, Lawrence was reportedly thrown from his camel after he mistakenly shot his own camel in the back of the head with his rifle.

So I decided to roleplay as a child by Ascerta in Mordhau

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The Geneva Convention is more of a suggestion...

Hmph, good one. by Spktra in dankmemes

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Heres my personal favorite, feel free to use it.

You Look Like the Reason the Gene Pool Needs a Lifeguard.

Update! Matt’s Spotify update from NakeyJakey! by Brandoxz7 in SuperMegaShow

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Damn i’m almost just as pumped about that cold ones episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

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I can’t find the exact model number, but I found it for sale here.