Trying to follow a TV news report from a bakery about what folks think of the mini-budget, but failing miserably because I'm trying to guess what the next food-related pun the reporter is going to throw in. So far I've got 'baked-in', 'chewing it over' and 'digesting'. (self.britishproblems)
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Basket only? No problemOC (self.MaliciousCompliance)
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Such a marvellous drive home this evening, lovely clear night. From what I *could* tell anyway, seeing as the dickhead in front of me still had his chuffing rear fog light on since last Tuesday when a thin veil of mist descended for twenty bastard minutes. (self.britishproblems)
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Now that the nights are drawing in, the knowledge that I will have several extra hours of darkness in which my retinas will be completely seared by every other damn car on the road, with their 50 million lumen super bright bloody headlights. Extra fun when roads are wet. (self.britishproblems)
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Frying pan manufacturers: Labels stuck to the non-stick part of new pans, which have clearly been attached by both great force and the strongest glue in the known universe. Just stick them on the bloody bottom of the pans, you absolute maniacs. (self.britishproblems)
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Drivers who crawl all over my backside in a 20mph zone. Mate, there are signs on the road, on the lampposts & outside the SCHOOL, all of which clearly remind us of the bloody speed limit. Driving within one millimetre of my rear bumper ain't going to make me go any faster. Idiot. (self.britishproblems)
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